Bloody Diet~~~

[fat bert]

Whilst discussing the Monza epic with Cyclops and Kebab Man, we got round to the subject of performance!!

When I told Kebab Man that I tended to get a touch of cramp after 60 minutes non-stop riding, he fell on the floor, only to realise that I was referring to the BIRD

It appears that in order to get that little extra speed, weight has to be lost...............................

so in true cavalier fashion, I've taken the challenge!!

Introducing "The Not-So-Fat-Bert" diet

So as not to feel left out Janie [wife] has agreed to accompany me on my fat-free excursion

Came home tonite to be told - put a few dietary items in the fridge

Bugger - where do I start?????

 

[fat bert]

and what's more~~

That's my BEER FRIDGE!!!!!

and to put the piccie in respective - also seen with 2 year old duaghter Libbie

That's a damm big beer fridge

:B :B :B

 

[fat bert]

Got to go offline now~~

Salad leaves are calling me - it's dinner time

:B :B :B

 

[Jon and Anya]

I too

have had to start the diet game :cry:


I am off solids till Monday :f :beer:

 

[Supabird1100]

Well Bert .................

Salad for dinner......and Calpol and baby food in a jar for afters !!!!

:}

 

[Biker Babe]

Well.........

Ive been on a sea food diet for years now?
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I see it then eat it........LOL :} :}

Bugger all that diet lark, either take me as I am or not at all........

wait for it? DON'T EVEN GO THERE SUPA !!!! :t

 

[reefer]

my fridge only get that bloody full come xmas eve:B :B :B

 

[mikew]

ah ..... diets ........

I've found that there's not enough food in a diet,

so





I'm on 2 diets at the moment, much more food than one!!!




regards

slim line Mike

(in my friggin dreams)

 

[D.S.]

It appears that in order to get that little extra speed, weight has to be lost

An easier and quicker alternative would be to completely loose the O/E exhaust system, fit a full Akrapovic titanium system & Power Commander.
Looks as if this option would be cheaper too :}

 

[fat bert]

Already ditched~~

the OEM pipes for oval Arts!!

Mind you losing 2 st will also help!!

 

[D.S.]

Er...........tell me about it :B

 

[Hank H]

Excuse me

are we all Large gentlmen on the forum then?

I'm proud as my 23 stone [honestly] and can still scrape the pegs on my Blackbird!

So what's with all this dieting stuff?

 

[D.S.]

and can still scrape the pegs on my Blackbird

er........not exactly difficult to scrape the pegs or the lower fairing on a Blackbird is it really Hank? - be honest!
However, replace the o/e blobs with titanium ones and woosh - free firework show :}

 

[doughnut]

Best diet by far

Believe it or not, I have found the bestdiet to be the beer and whisky diet,

I have been on it since christmas.........








And have already lost.....











5 weeks and 4 days :neenaw:

 

[Amsterdam]

Re: Excuse me

Originally posted by Hank H
are we all Large gentlmen on the forum then?

I'm proud as my 23 stone [honestly] and can still scrape the pegs on my Blackbird!

So what's with all this dieting stuff?

Jeez man - at 23 stone youv'e only got ta sit on it for the pegs to touch down :} :} :}

BFN
Amsterdam