Birdbrain quiz for a dark Saturday

[andyBeaker]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Alternative professional football quiz:

1) Why is football a sport when it's really just a business..?
2) Why are footballers such woosies..?
3) What purpose does football serve, other than to keep the great unwashed occupied..?
4) What is the maximum IQ level required to become a professional footballer (hint : it's less than 50).
5) Do footballers wives actually marry them for anything else other than their money..?
6) How close does a tackler have to be before the other player will dive (hint : it's greater than 3ft)..?
7) When footballers retire, their only career opportunities are as TV football pundits....true or false..?
8) Has there ever been a footballer who successfully completed an 'O' level..?
9) On average, how often do footballers receive driving bans..?
10) If football was banned tomorrow would the entire male grooming products industry cease to exist..?

Kick off is 20.00 Sunday

 

[Duck n Dive]

Kick off is 20.00 Sunday

Naw, you got that mixed up - it kicked off on here 20 years ago.