Quiney
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There were these two guys on a golf course. One of them get's a ciggie out and asks his buddy for a light. To his surprise, his friend produces a 12inch bic lighter from his pocket...
"wow" exclaims the first guy - "that's a huge bic lighter!"
"yup" agrees his mate "I got it from my genie"
"you have a Genie?" asks his puzzled friend "where is he?"
"in my golf bag..." he says casually..."wanna meet him?" - and with that he called the genie out.
Impressed, with what he saw, the first guy smiles at the Genie and said..." your master is my bestest pal - can I have a wish too?" the Genie says he can have One wish....
The guy closes his eyes and wishes for a million quid.
POOOF...the genie disappears into the golf bag.
The next minute...the two men stared up at the sky which had turned grey.....all of a sudden - a million wet slimy squids come falling from the sky......
"Oh my G*d" gasped the first golfer -" is your Genie deaf...I asked for a million quid NOT a million squids..."
"Well" sighed his friend..." do you think I asked for a 12 inch Bic ?".....
"wow" exclaims the first guy - "that's a huge bic lighter!"
"yup" agrees his mate "I got it from my genie"
"you have a Genie?" asks his puzzled friend "where is he?"
"in my golf bag..." he says casually..."wanna meet him?" - and with that he called the genie out.
Impressed, with what he saw, the first guy smiles at the Genie and said..." your master is my bestest pal - can I have a wish too?" the Genie says he can have One wish....
The guy closes his eyes and wishes for a million quid.
POOOF...the genie disappears into the golf bag.
The next minute...the two men stared up at the sky which had turned grey.....all of a sudden - a million wet slimy squids come falling from the sky......
"Oh my G*d" gasped the first golfer -" is your Genie deaf...I asked for a million quid NOT a million squids..."
"Well" sighed his friend..." do you think I asked for a 12 inch Bic ?".....