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"Bassetts Erectum" 16 Aug

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Smoothandquick

Guest
Indeedy

I'll be there and I am pretty sure that Bazz will be turning up too.....
 
B

Bazz

Guest
Yep, i'll be there, but can't stay too late - need to leave betweem 8 - 8.30 tops.


Ok Fudgey, i'm on the hook......























What's it matter who turns-up.... we'll always let you be Billy No Mates, you worked hard for your crown, why should we deprive you of it!!:} :}
 

Cyclops

Registered User
Might be there on the trusty tractor ( so I`m setting off now ) :lol:


Have checked all the important bits


Chrome polished to perfection
Really really loud pipes fitted
speed limiter set to 40mph
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Hmmm~~~!

Anyone else or will it be an evening of "Short stays" and "Late arrivals"??

LOL
 
R

R2B2

Guest
99% I'll be there, or their as B1rdie would say.
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Nice one Rob~~~~

Will buy you a pint


of this!!
































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tootyfluti

Head in the Clouds
Sorry, not gonna make it, haven`t seen much of the monkey the last week or so, so I`m staying home for some quality time.
Have a drink for me :beer:
 

Cyclops

Registered User
tootyfluti said:
Sorry, not gonna make it, haven`t seen much of the monkey the last week or so, so I`m staying home for some quality time.
Have a drink for me :beer:



No probs Toots give my regards to Andy :beer: :lol:
 
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Bazz

Guest
Hey Fudgemeister!!!

.....You really ought to practice what you preach,..." an evening of short stays and late arrivals" eh?

What happened last night then GPS malfunction perhaps or is the Fudgemobile not up to carryin pillion? ?:dunno:
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
LOL

Bazz said:
.....You really ought to practice what you preach,..." an evening of short stays and late arrivals" eh?

What happened last night then GPS malfunction perhaps or is the Fudgemobile not up to carryin pillion? ?:dunno:


BOLLOX!!

When I arrived [with pillion] the High Vis Purple Man Eater was already in situ with cold zorsts

You been there all day "Billy No Mates"?


























Bless! :wank: :wank: :wank:
 
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Bazz

Guest
I'll not take your crown Fudgey! :f


g0551p Mr & Mrs S&Q and I were there before 6.45 as usual and had partaken of sustanance well before you deemed to put in an appearance.

Besides which "Billy", at least we don't have to subject our offspring to being pillion on a Fudgemobile, just so we'll have someone to talk to........ no wonder the poor lad looked bored!!
:lol: :lol:
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
LOL

Bazz said:
......

Besides which "Billy", at least we don't have to subject our offspring to being pillion on a Fudgemobile, just so we'll have someone to talk to........ no wonder the poor lad looked bored!!


And as he asked me before we left.............

"Who's the weirdo with the Airline Pilot's Flip Up Helmet? He was a real wanker"

Nice to see my offspring have a clearly defined sense of accurate observation in their early years!! k1ap k1ap











:} :}
 
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Bazz

Guest
So......Not Only do you subject the poor little guy to the humility of Fudgey Pillion, but you also encourage the use of inappropriate language and delinquent observation?? :eek: :eek:







g0551p Where are the Social Workers when ya need 'em?? :xm
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Bazz

Bazz said:
So......Not Only do you subject the poor little guy to the humility of Fudgey Pillion, but you also encourage the use of inappropriate language and delinquent observation?? :eek: :eek:







g0551p Where are the Social Workers when ya need 'em?? :xm


Only when faced with a real life wanker!!

He got you - in one!! k1ap k1ap k1ap

Now if the eldest had been there [will be next week] he'd have told you to your face [whilst knicking your wallet!]

Like father.................like Son LOL
 
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