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T.C

T.C

Been there, and had one
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"G'day mate, Aussie helpline here......What seems to be the problem cobber?"

"I'm in Darwin with my sheila and she's been stung on her minge by a wasp..... Now her pussy has completely closed up!"

"Bummer mate...!!!!"

"I hadn't thought of that, thanks mate....Bye"
 
J

jeffa

Been there, and had one
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Gday Mate, you shearing that sheep

No, feck off an get yer own
 
noobie

noobie

Clueless in most things
Sheila bought a pair of crutchless knickers in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life...She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the lounge suite right opposite Bruce.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs and slowly recrosses them ?

Finally Bruce asks:?Are you wearing crutchless knickers??

?Y-e-s,? she answers with a seductive smile.

?Thank Christ for that ?. I thought the stuffing was coming out of the lounge suite.?
 
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