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Apology

B1rdie

Registered User
I would like to apologise, to all the people I have offended over the past few days. :k :k :k








































If it was unintentional.:k


























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Bollox :f
 

B1rdie

Registered User
lumpy said:
Sequential boxed, carbon roofed, csl and an amazingly quick RS6. A good taste in cars but not in bikes.

I was prepared to give him the benefit of the doubt until I saw the cars added. :bang: :bang: Gissa go huh huh giss

No chance, now I know how u ride!!!
:bandit:
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
LUMPY

YOU in a CIVIC :lol: :lol: How did you get in that??
They must have built it up around you or cut the roof off, lowered you in then welded it back on after.

BLOATER.
 

B1rdie

Registered User
RHINO said:
YOU in a CIVIC :lol: :lol: How did you get in that??
They must have built it up around you or cut the roof off, lowered you in then welded it back on after.

BLOATER.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

B1rdie

Registered User
lumpy said:
On what? Everybody knows I only have an imaginary bike so I can ride how I like. Biking God or the other end of the scale, A Midlander. One extreme to the other :f

Now driving.....theres a different matter.

Koenig Ferrari 512BB round Oulton (Thruxton, Thurleigh etc)
M3 GT2 round the Ring (careful Bert, not that ring) Not quite as good as the csl but close
Honda Civic round Brands...........zzzzzzzzzzzz

Ah, memories

I din't know that any Koenig's were on the PS2
:yo: :yo: :yo:
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
hahahaha

B1rdie said:
I din't know that any Koenig's were on the PS2
:yo: :yo: :yo:

:lol: :lol:

I know where there IS a Porsch 928 built by the very same company with full history and it's stunning in pearl white with HUGE arches and rims to fill them..........absolutely edible. mmmmmmmm i want it :violin:
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
that explains why you've got a people carrrier then Bert
( Bert in latin is "Bertius dickus tinyus")
 

Cyclops

Registered User
That explains why Berts bought

a 26 Litre truck for his hairdressing round then :lol: :f :lol: :f
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
Fat Bert said:
The bigger the car engine
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the smaller the penis

That may explain why you installed this into your Megane,, all 16 cylinders of it..
 
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B1rdie

Registered User
lumpy said:
This one is real. It is just the bike that is imaginary. This one will show a pair of 345's to both your sluggy cars and the bikes too after about the ton. 500bhp at the wheels this one. The M3 is just 330bhp and 6 speed manual and loses out a bit to the paddle shifted thing you have.
Here we go

Wolf pack skills on the job now then, we can all cut and paste.

Dreamer
 
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