What they say & what they mean.
“I was given it by an old lady that I used to clean for………I stole it from a senile old bat.
“It’s been in my family for generations”………………………it still would be but my tight Father left me nowt in his will.
“I don’t care that it’s worth £2000, I’ll never part with it”……where’s the nearest Jewellers?
“These are my Grandfather’s medals”………………………..if they’re worth nowt the Imperial war museum can have them
“I’ve always loved this vase""………………………………….it’s fucking hideous
“It’s got sentimental value"……………………………………..if it’s worth enough to get me to Ibiza it’s history.
“I was given it by an old lady that I used to clean for………I stole it from a senile old bat.
“It’s been in my family for generations”………………………it still would be but my tight Father left me nowt in his will.
“I don’t care that it’s worth £2000, I’ll never part with it”……where’s the nearest Jewellers?
“These are my Grandfather’s medals”………………………..if they’re worth nowt the Imperial war museum can have them
“I’ve always loved this vase""………………………………….it’s fucking hideous
“It’s got sentimental value"……………………………………..if it’s worth enough to get me to Ibiza it’s history.