Sat watching Bargain hunt, I said “that auctioneer looks like Lord Longford”
Bev, “that might be where he’s gone”
Me, “eh?”
Bev, “Lord Longford, it might be where he went”
Me, “he’s dead”
Bev, “I thought he killed the nanny then disappeared”
Me, “that’s Lucan”
Bev, “that might be where he’s gone”
Me, “eh?”
Bev, “Lord Longford, it might be where he went”
Me, “he’s dead”
Bev, “I thought he killed the nanny then disappeared”
Me, “that’s Lucan”
