A prominent archbishop visits a prisoner (ex priest) as he enters the Prison & goes through the search procedure the drug dog sits down on him, closed vist for the Archbishop & the ex priest.
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All time low for the Catholic Church
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And translated into English please ??
Copy and paste into google translate and ask it to translate Yorkshire into English
Thas sum thick people on ere if tha cart understand plain English.
Ok let me elaborate,
There is a Prison (one of those buildings that houses bad people) in that prison there is a prisoner who used to be a catholic priest (must have robbed a bank or something) one day a prominent Archbishop (that’s one of those saintly high up type priests who never do anything wrong) came to visit the ex priest, as the Archbishop entered the prison he went through the search procedure (God trusts him but we don’t) part of the search procedure involves having a dog handler (somebody who walks around with a dog all day) with their dog that is trained to detect drugs to let the dog have a good sniff round them, if the dog detects drugs it sits down (plonks it’s arse on the ground) when this happens the visitor & prisoner are given the option of cancelling the visit (knocking it on the head for another day) or having it in a closed room with a window (piece of glass you can look through) between them where they cannot get personal with each other.
Hope that clears it up for you.
Ok let me elaborate,
There is a Prison (one of those buildings that houses bad people) in that prison there is a prisoner who used to be a catholic priest (must have robbed a bank or something) one day a prominent Archbishop (that’s one of those saintly high up type priests who never do anything wrong) came to visit the ex priest, as the Archbishop entered the prison he went through the search procedure (God trusts him but we don’t) part of the search procedure involves having a dog handler (somebody who walks around with a dog all day) with their dog that is trained to detect drugs to let the dog have a good sniff round them, if the dog detects drugs it sits down (plonks it’s arse on the ground) when this happens the visitor & prisoner are given the option of cancelling the visit (knocking it on the head for another day) or having it in a closed room with a window (piece of glass you can look through) between them where they cannot get personal with each other.
Hope that clears it up for you.
If the dog indicated for drugs then why wasn't the aforementioned saintly one taken into a room with no windows and then subjected to the rubber glove treatment..?
No drugs were found but if we are convinced they have drugs on them then the police are called, we are not allowed to administer the rubber glove treatment.
Surely it must be a criminal offence to try to smuggle drugs into a prison!
Only if you are a visitor it seems most drugs smuggled into prisons is by prison officers
Punishable by prison, however the said Archbishop travelled on the bus & could have had the scent stick to his clothes, this is quite a common occurance & is the most likely explanation however not as funny as the other possible explanation.Surely it must be a criminal offence to try to smuggle drugs into a prison!
There is nothing funny about the Catholic church. Religion and the labour party are the twin evils in the UK.
I thought that was the Tories and the COE?
Sorry Minky but you are so wrong, there’s loads of ways drugs get into prison, there are some dishonest prison officers however the vast majority would never even contemplate smuggling into prison, there aren't just Prison Officers who work in prisons, we have Governors, civilians, tradesmen, psychologists, drug workers, Doctors, Nurses, teachers, instructors, Chaplaincy, prison visitors, independant monitoring board, etc.Only if you are a visitor it seems most drugs smuggled into prisons is by prison officers
There are also drones, packages thrown over prison walls, plugging etc.
Not just the catholics.There is nothing funny about the Catholic church. Religion and the labour party are the twin evils in the UK.
There is nothing funny about the Catholic church. .
There was when Dave Allen was alive.
I think the liberal lefties and the muslims have a lot more to answer for. I know both branches of the Church have some awkward questions to answer but the muslim paedophile/rape gangs are running amok oop north and little is being done to stop the fuckers.There is nothing funny about the Catholic church. Religion and the labour party are the twin evils in the UK.
As for prison officers smuggling drugs in, well, they must be the thickest people on earth if they do. Whilst I cannot say from experience I've heard it said that certain elements of society have a particularly tough time in prison. I would imagine that incarcerated dibble and POs could expect a significantly unpleasant experience.
I am sure you are right the odd wrongen always gets into the news they all do an amazing job
Oh you're back.There is nothing funny about the Catholic church. Religion and the labour party are the twin evils in the UK.
How was trip??
Was up there last week