AGE BY CHOCOLATE . .

[Wolfie]

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH


(fascinating)


This is pretty neat.




DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!


It takes less than a minute Work this out as youread . .


Be sure you don't read the bottom until you'veworked it out!


This is not a waste of time thing, it's fascinatingand only for
2005.





1. First of all, pick the number of times a weekthat you


would like to have chocolate. (more than oncebut less


than 10)








2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)











3. Add 5 (for Sunday)











4. Multiply it by 50 . I'll wait while you get thecalculator . .












5. If you have already had your birthday thisyear Add


1755 . . . if you have not Add 1754.











6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.











You should have a three digit number.











The first digit of this was your original number (i.e.,


how many times you want to have chocolate each week).











The next two numbers are .











YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

 

[bitontheside]

Had to get the calculator but pretty good that!

 

[solorider]

i got a 4 digit nember not a 3 digit number and yes it was right

 

[Coggy]

98

Yes that's my age
%$fan

 

[ianrobbo1]

does it work?? :dunno:
I only ask cos I cant be bothered to get the calculator out!!

 

[derek kelly]

does it work?? :dunno:
I only ask cos I cant be bothered to get the calculator out!!

It won't work for you Ian cos you don't eat chocolate, mind you, I suppose you could substitute chocolate with Bran flakes. :dunno:

 

[frenchuk]

does it work?? :dunno:
I only ask cos I cant be bothered to get the calculator out!!

You senile twat can't you add without a machine! Yes it does work, what's the point though, it tells me the original number, well I don't need it to tell me since I said it myself, and my age which I already know :bang: don't you have something useful like a formula to get the winning numbers at the lottery or something? w;;v

 

[Centaur]

Oh yes he does derek

It won't work for you Ian cos you don't eat chocolate, mind you, I suppose you could substitute chocolate with Bran flakes. :dunno:

He had a bar of chockolate tonight....I told him to puke it up and enjoy it twice.

 

[ianrobbo1]

you bloody snitch Bill,!! :t I told you that in "confidence"!! :B
must admit it's the first thing I've had that wasnt on my diet, and in all truth I didnt enjoy it as much as I thought I would!! uke:

 

[Artemis]

Doesn't work for me, don't like chocolate.

Oh, I know, Thornton's Apricot Parfaits have got chocolate on them, haven't they?

Now.........., erm........., less............, yup it works now. Still old.

 

[marcella]

you bloody snitch Bill,!! :t I told you that in "confidence"!! :B
must admit it's the first thing I've had that wasnt on my diet, and in all truth I didnt enjoy it as much as I thought I would!! uke:

bet you'd rather have a guinness ian there's a little corner pub in the town that sells the porter and i swear its nearly as good as the proper stuff back home:yo: as soon as you've reached your target weight of 4 and a half stone, i promise you 7 evenings of absolute drunkeness on my bar tab:bow: i'll even pay for the taxi home