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Had To go out early this morning to take my mum for her jab. Pitch black and a very heavy frost. The main part of the route is cross country and very exposed National Speed Limit. I was taking it very easy - 40ish and slower in some twisty bits - when numbnuts comes flying up behind me and sits on my back bumper.

When the opportunity came I gave him or her the opportunity to overtake, which he or she did. I

He or she went tearing off and within two hundred yards lost it on a reasonably sharp right hand bend, mounted the kerb producing a spectacular shower of sparks.

I promise I didn't have a little smile to myself.

Honestly.
 

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Had To go out early this morning to take my mum for her jab. Pitch black and a very heavy frost. The main part of the route is cross country and very exposed National Speed Limit. I was taking it very easy - 40ish and slower in some twisty bits - when numbnuts comes flying up behind me and sits on my back bumper.

When the opportunity came I gave him or her the opportunity to overtake, which he or she did. I

He or she went tearing off and within two hundred yards lost it on a reasonably sharp right hand bend, mounted the kerb producing a spectacular shower of sparks.

I promise I didn't have a little smile to myself.

Honestly.
Snigger.

Just out of interest, what car was it?
 

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Audi, Beemer or a Range or modern Land Rover.
 
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