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Advice for a newbie rider !!!

Biker Babe

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FB

Yeh make you right............


Keep it simple so us essex lot {boys & girls} can keep up.... LOL


Mind you, you know what they say don't yah?

Its the quiet ones you have to watch out for,

so be warned FB, after all "i am a women on the edge" and the way my lucks going I could bloody well fall over at any min.........LOL

:k :}
 
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fat bert

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Well if youre anything like me~~

You won't fall down!!!

Perfect timing eh Ben?
 

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Biker Babe

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Originally posted by Wolverine
Biker babe

don't worry about bert, cause he sells curtains for a living, what kinda job is that for a man?????

and also cause he looks like this.





Bugger !!!!!!!

looking at that photo the only thing ive got that bert aint is a full head of hair !!!!! LOL :} :}

Oh and bigger ???????????? you work it out ...........
 

Biker Babe

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Re: BIKERBABE............

Originally posted by birdinflight
not sure if you got my email I sent to you????

Have mentioned your predicament to Derek and he wondered if you had lowered the front too aswell as the back. Then it would balance everything out and make it more stable than just doing the back on its own. He said depending on the bike you may be able to lower the front an inch?

I guess if the front was not inline with the rear that could have made it a little unstable. Not nice when you are a novice..........................I know!!!!!! :goofy:

from a non mechanical viewpoint, I noticed that Daytona do a special boot with an inch built up heel inside the boot. They are not cheap though at nearly ?200! Might be cheaper to deal with the bike.

The only trouble with Corbin seats is that they do widen the seating area a bit. Melvin is very good with seats and probably could do you something to your specifications.

Hope some of this helps!



Sorry I haven't answered your email but I tried to send you one and it said you couldn't receive any because your in box was full.

But as for my bike I think I might have it solved?
Spoke to a guy at Hagon shocks in hainault essex and he said because i have a hagon shock on the bike if i take it into him he might be able to modify it, hopefully put a shorter spring on it, I'll keep you posted.
 

ALonaBIRD

Registered User
back on the subject of height problems ( sorry ) :}

being a bit of a shortarse myself i got a seat from melboy a few weeks ago. i had it 1" lowered and pillion seat made 2" longer.

the lowering made a decent difference if i am sitting with one foot on the peg and one foot on the ground but because of the width of the bird im still pretty much on tiptoes if i try to get both feet down. the good thing about having the pillion seat made longer is the step up from front to back sits neatly against my @rse for extra support too.

oh yeah and its a bloody lot more comfortable than the standard seat

cheers mel :beer: :beer:
 
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Stealthbomber

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WONDERFUL WOMEN

Why do women have small feet?
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So they can stand closer to the sink of course!:} :} :}
 

birdinflight

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I knew you would bite better than me!!!!!!

"Not all us women are thick you know, and we don't all wear high heals, stockings and supenders, with skirts up our arse !!! and we DON'T all belong tied to the kitchen sink either !!

Besides men who make such remarks are just inscure and threatened by women !! "

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:lol: excellent!!!

My inbox was full??? NOt again!!! Glad you may have the shock sorted.
 
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fat bert

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Excuse me~~

because your in box was full.


Perish the thought Biker Babe !!!!!

An essex girl with a full BOX - never
 

birdinflight

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Bert, do you never actually read posts

properly:t ???????

Twas my inbox that was full..........honestly!

You men, always sticking your noses in where they are not wanted................:} :}
 

birdinflight

Registered User
You coward you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

go on Ben, you know you want to ...............by the way............what's your Wifes phone number???????? :}
 

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birdinflight

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any moment now on the forum.........

will appear a picture that maybe just maybe should be on the 'iffy pic' thread.........but I am going to take a chance:}

Maybe this will shut Bert up now:}
 

birdinflight

Registered User
any moment now on the forum.........

will appear a picture that maybe just maybe should be on the 'iffy pic' thread.........but I am going to take a chance:}

Maybe this will shut Bert up now:}

See ' ER........ESSEX GIRLS?'
 
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fat bert

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BIF~~??

Twas my inbox that was full..........honestly!

Well you should spend some of the daylight hours working then, my girl!!!!

Full Box indeed :)

As for Ben's wife's phone number?
If he hasn't got the balls, then I have [or did have]
07778 xxx 623 - just ask for the "Slackers Department"

Ha ha ha - gotcha Benny Boy
 
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