A wife's guide to investment
The solicitor says to the wealthy "art collector" business tycoon: ?I
have some good news and, I have some bad news?.?
The tycoon replies: "I?ve had an awful day, let?s hear the good news
first?"
The solicitor says: ?Well your wife invested ?5,000 in two pictures this
week that she thinks are worth a minimum of ?2 to ?3 million.?
The tycoon replies enthusiastically: ?Well done?very good news indeed!
You?ve just made my day; now what?s the bad news??
The solicitor replies:
?The pictures are of you with your secretary.?
The solicitor says to the wealthy "art collector" business tycoon: ?I
have some good news and, I have some bad news?.?
The tycoon replies: "I?ve had an awful day, let?s hear the good news
first?"
The solicitor says: ?Well your wife invested ?5,000 in two pictures this
week that she thinks are worth a minimum of ?2 to ?3 million.?
The tycoon replies enthusiastically: ?Well done?very good news indeed!
You?ve just made my day; now what?s the bad news??
The solicitor replies:
?The pictures are of you with your secretary.?