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A Teacher

derek kelly

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Asks her class of ten year olds what they want to be when they grow up.
Billy pipes up, "I want to be a billionaire with a bitch on my arm, I want to give her a penthouse in Paris & a beach house in Florida, I want to get us matching Ferraris & dress us in the most expensive designer clothes, I want the best bands to play at our parties"
The teacher hurries to the next child, "yes Amelia, what do you want to be?
Amelia replies "I want to be billy's bitch"
 
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