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johnboy

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We live out in the sticks, but our post service has always been brilliant, our Postie leaving stuff in a safe place when necessary etc.
For the last two weeks or so we haven't had any mail and we have both been expecting deliveries, we have even phoned up senders and moaned "why haven't you posted the whatever to us".
I phoned the post office customer service yesterday and told them we have not had mail, the guy took all our details and said we will get back to you soon. A few hours later a grey box appeared on the doorstep with loads of out mail, great but why has it been delayed?
Our lovely Postie knocks on the door this morning with mail and she apologises but they had been told not to deliver for 14 days as my wife tested positive for covid 19!
I asked how they knew and she says your wife told the relief postie, yep she told him she was getting over it and by the NHS standards was now non contagious but the fuckwit forgot to mention that bit to their bosses so we were black listed unnecessarily and without any way of knowing we were black listed.
I've written a detailed snotagram to the customer service department, awaiting their reply.
Rant over.
 

slim63

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FFS blacklisted for someone stuffing things through you door is barmy, delivery of stuff that needs to be handed over I can understand to an extent but even then our postie puts stuff on the step, bangs on the door & steps back not frigging hard is it ?
 

ogr1

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FFS blacklisted for someone stuffing things through you door is barmy, delivery of stuff that needs to be handed over I can understand to an extent but even then our postie puts stuff on the step, bangs on the door & steps back not frigging hard is it ?

Depends what yer female postie looks like?:risas3:
 

Cougar377

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The current postie round our way isn't the regular one and I think he must be ex SAS.
While both the wife and I were in the living room and within 10 feet of the letterbox he managed to post one of those little "sorry we missed you" cards for 3 packages that need signing for.
Didn't ring the doorbell or knock on the door... just snuck up, posted the card quietly through the letterbox and legged it.
Beats me how as we can hear the flap squeak when something is posted through it.

I used the details on the card to rearrange delivery online and I noticed that they've now started charging 70p per item to collect it. Cheeky bastids.... when did that come in..?
 

andyBeaker

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As it happens, we have a new postie, she is from Sydney, has a small as wide as The Harbout Bridge, a lovely personality and seems very intelligent.
 

Pow-Lo

Make civil the mind, make savage the body.
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As it happens, we have a new postie, she is from Sydney, has a small as wide as The Harbout Bridge, a lovely personality and seems very intelligent.
Ok, fine, but does she have big tits?
 

andyBeaker

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All this willy waving macho man stuff makes me chuckle - I bet you all make sure your Mrs isn't looking over your shoulder when you post it.
 

Cougar377

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All this willy waving macho man stuff makes me chuckle - I bet you all make sure your Mrs isn't looking over your shoulder when you post it.
It helps if you have a willy to wave. :rolleyes:
 

ogr1

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All this willy waving macho man stuff makes me chuckle - I bet you all make sure your Mrs isn't looking over your shoulder when you post it.

I ain't never posted a willy before.
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