Two weeks ago I was in a queue for Lidl, the banter up & down the line was hilarious, a woman towards the back of the queue started singing, unfortunately (or fortunately) nobody joined in.
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Starting filling in the gap between the mudguard and fender extender, that I glued in place yesterday, using knifing putty to make it look like one single unit. Once filled and sanded it'll get painted in Beige . . . .I MEAN TITANIUM!!!
@andyBeaker its your bloody fault!!! Beige!
@andyBeaker its your bloody fault!!! Beige!
No it was kumbaya, probably why nobody joined in.Was it #ring a ring a roses, atishoo atishoo we all fall down#
Isn't that what shepherds shout at their dogs..?
They should exchange phone numbers?
Repetitive bodily movements. Snigger.
When did you last try "repetitive bodily movements" with your phone in the same hand?
I'm giving it a go now.
If my typing gets kjkuyp987[0 97utrd87 %^P)(*)(*R%&^%*& a bit wonky then you'll know why....
[a few minutes later]
Well... it's possible..... but not recommended.
So far I've ordered pizzas for Sheffield, phoned a woman in Hawaii, set my time zone to Mars Time, found a video on Youtube about DIY nipple piercing and changed the text on my screen icons to Japanese.
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Admirable research indeed but it also demonstrates what a tiny cock you haveI'm giving it a go now.
If my typing gets kjkuyp987[0 97utrd87 %^P)(*)(*R%&^%*& a bit wonky then you'll why....
[a few minutes later]
Well... it's possible..... but not recommended.
So far I've ordered pizzas for Sheffield, phoned a woman in Hawaii, set my time zone to Mars Time, found a video on Youtube about DIY nipple piercing and changed the text on my screen icons to Japanese.
Get over it...it's beige AND has a fender, not a mudguard.Starting filling in the gap between the mudguard and fender extender, that I glued in place yesterday, using knifing putty to make it look like one single unit. Once filled and sanded it'll get painted in Beige . . . .I MEAN TITANIUM!!!
@andyBeaker its your bloody fault!!! Beige!
Did I mention that I've got REALLY big hands..?Admirable research indeed but it also demonstrates what a tiny cock you have
I just had to go to B&Q for some timber, the que wasn't to bad apart from one idiot in it
Everyone was sticking to the marked 2m lines as I joined the que, then a doddery old couple joined behind me still keeping to the 2m rule …………. a few minutes later I hear the old fella ask someone to step back a couple of times & turned round to see a young bloke right behind them the old fella asked again & this twat started jabbering away in polish of one of those languages it was fairly obvious he was making out he didn't understand from his gestures
Me being a quiet respectable type I asked the old folk if they would like to take my place in the que which they did being happy to get away from the twat, then el twatto became my problem so I told him to back off before I made him he understood that right enough ….end of problem
Everyone was sticking to the marked 2m lines as I joined the que, then a doddery old couple joined behind me still keeping to the 2m rule …………. a few minutes later I hear the old fella ask someone to step back a couple of times & turned round to see a young bloke right behind them
the old fella asked again & this twat started jabbering away in polish of one of those languages it was fairly obvious he was making out he didn't understand from his gestures Me being a quiet respectable type I asked the old folk if they would like to take my place in the que which they did being happy to get away from the twat, then el twatto became my problem
so I told him to back off before I made him he understood that right enough ….end of problem
Played golf.
Absolutely dreadful front nine, did the back nine in one under (gross) courtesy of birdies on the 17th and 18th, and didn't make three makable putts to boot. If only I could be consistent.
Did a prescription run.
Now collapsed in recliner, sleep coming on....
Absolutely dreadful front nine, did the back nine in one under (gross) courtesy of birdies on the 17th and 18th, and didn't make three makable putts to boot. If only I could be consistent.
Did a prescription run.
Now collapsed in recliner, sleep coming on....
No, but considering you have a smart phone then your cock must be minusculeDid I mention that I've got REALLY big hands..?