Ee, mebbe thas immune t’plague cos arral pit dust in thi lungs, rekan it’s them shit suthan safties that’s spreddin it araand, fust sine o bad weatha & they tek ta t’beds, they dunt na that plague’s what tells men fram ‘lads
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Dark Angel
Still kickin' it!
Do-on't tork t' me about bloody southern pooftahs, lad!
Went ta that bloody Lundun once - went to a caff fer a cuppa...
...Yer can't get tert counter fer alt little fingers stickin' out went softies are sippin' the brews!
...Bloody ludicrous!
Went ta that bloody Lundun once - went to a caff fer a cuppa...
...Yer can't get tert counter fer alt little fingers stickin' out went softies are sippin' the brews!
...Bloody ludicrous!
Aye, them bluddy jellid eals ad mek thi retch, n licka pi? Wots tharrall abart? They need some proppa chips & gravy darn em.
Dark Angel
Still kickin' it!
Licka-bloody-what?!
Sounds like summat as yerd end up int cells for on a Satdi neet..
Sounds like summat as yerd end up int cells for on a Satdi neet..
Summat wot them cockernees av, ruddy sick bastads.Licka-bloody-what?!
Sounds like summat as yerd end up int cells for on a Satdi neet..
Dark Angel
Still kickin' it!
Well... Thiv got sum funny ways on 'em dern theer.
...An' trar fert tork to 'em at yer peril, pal...
...Car nunnerstand a bloodyword thi SEH!!
...An' trar fert tork to 'em at yer peril, pal...
...Car nunnerstand a bloodyword thi SEH!!
A wa crossin that lundan bridge n a askd an owd kid ow to get ta wah moozeum, well thad a thort ad askd ta shag is misses, lukd at mi lik a wa leet in t’ed
If ah member reetly e sed summat lik “大约一英里半“ tork funi them lundanas
Dark Angel
Still kickin' it!
Surprised 'e even sedd owt ter thee int fust place, mate.
Ignorant as a pig int trough when they're tryna be nice an' just as bloody pushy when they're not...
Ignorant as a pig int trough when they're tryna be nice an' just as bloody pushy when they're not...
Funni littal fella, lucked lik that Bruce lee fella wot yoosd t’be in t’filams, thort e wer bein frendli wen e passd mi is camra, got reet strop wen ah sed thanks & turnd raand.
Dark Angel
Still kickin' it!
No-ohh! That were a flamin' Londinner. Allus luckin' t gi' nowt fer owt, them buggers.
Probbly wearin' a mask so yer wunt know 'im frum Adam iffyer mettim int street on a Sundi.
"Tek mi picture, job dun. Nowt fer thee I've gotta run."
Bastids.
Allus ready t tek advantage o't wukkin' man, them southern swine...
Probbly wearin' a mask so yer wunt know 'im frum Adam iffyer mettim int street on a Sundi.
"Tek mi picture, job dun. Nowt fer thee I've gotta run."
Bastids.
Allus ready t tek advantage o't wukkin' man, them southern swine...
Tha noes it pal, wuns werkd wi wun oo torkd in riddals, frog n tode, apls n pares, gardn gayt, soft bugga shudda bin lokd awa.
Dark Angel
Still kickin' it!
Cracki-i-innnnn! 
