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andyBeaker

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Nowt wrong with having a cuppa with Doris provided they kept to the distances.
May have been the only passenger on the bus taking vital medication to their friend.
My Grandkids are stopping with us on Tuesday.
Daughter is a key worker & the kid’s useless father would rather work overtime than look after his kids, better with us than with a load of strange kids at an unfamiliar school
Can't wait to hear from you why this one is ok Derek....:D


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-52084653
 

Pow-Lo

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Saw in the paper today that some passed up skank of a woman in Norwich area spat on a copper and told him she had Coronavirus. She got sent down for 12 weeks, which I think isn’t harsh enough, but she went down and I’m good with that. Mrs Plops said some cock got 26 weeks the other day for doing the same thing. Sends out a very clear message that that sort of bullshit will not be tolerated.
However, much to my disappointment, nowhere did the article I read state whether she had big tits or not.
 

andyBeaker

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Why would I think that’s ok?
wel you seemed to think the examples I posted up might be ok. They just aren't - to be fair the examples were made in the context of people that have asked for help from local volunteers who are putting themselves at risk for them while they flout the simple 'stay at home' and social 'distancing' rules.

I also,thought you may have supplied the buffet.:cool:
 

derek kelly

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wel you seemed to think the examples I posted up might be ok. They just aren't - to be fair the examples were made in the context of people that have asked for help from local volunteers who are putting themselves at risk for them while they flout the simple 'stay at home' and social 'distancing' rules.

I also,thought you may have supplied the buffet.:cool:
I was just offering an alternate view, not all is clear when we only have facts from a single point of view, key workers are being told to use public transport, if the lady on the bus was taking supplies to someone then why not use public transport? We still chat with our neighbours, there is a fence between us & we keep a safe distance but if the weather is nice We will sit in our gardens chatting, some gardens are open plan & don’t have a fence.
Do you think we are wrong to look after our Grandchildren twice a week rather than send them to an unfamiliar school where they will be mixing with children of unknown origin & habits?
 

andyBeaker

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I was just offering an alternate view, not all is clear when we only have facts from a single point of view, key workers are being told to use public transport, if the lady on the bus was taking supplies to someone then why not use public transport? We still chat with our neighbours, there is a fence between us & we keep a safe distance but if the weather is nice We will sit in our gardens chatting, some gardens are open plan & don’t have a fence.
Do you think we are wrong to look after our Grandchildren twice a week rather than send them to an unfamiliar school where they will be mixing with children of unknown origin & habits?
All fair stuff Derek. The point about 'delivering medication' should be considered against the background of the help she had asked for was to pick up a prescription!!

The last bit about grandchildren - I really don't know is the answer. It would appear to be against government guidelines but I can see where you are coming from. I suspect that you are in a 'high risk' group so it is not just about the health of grandkids. The only way I can see for you to meet government instruction is to look after the grandkids 24/7 while mum stays away.

Would that life were that simple at the moment.

You haven't answered the question about the buffet.
 

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All fair stuff Derek. The point about 'delivering medication' should be considered against the background of the help she had asked for was to pick up a prescription!!

The last bit about grandchildren - I really don't know is the answer. It would appear to be against government guidelines but I can see where you are coming from. I suspect that you are in a 'high risk' group so it is not just about the health of grandkids. The only way I can see for you to meet government instruction is to look after the grandkids 24/7 while mum stays away.

Would that life were that simple at the moment.

You haven't answered the question about the buffet.
Mum works in a similar environment to me, I work alternate Friday to Monday, she usually works Tuesday & Wednesday,

I could rustle up a buffet providing I was allowed enough provisions from the Supermarket.
 

ogr1

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Saw in the paper today that some passed up skank of a woman in Norwich area spat on a copper and told him she had Coronavirus. She got sent down for 12 weeks, which I think isn’t harsh enough, but she went down and I’m good with that. Mrs Plops said some cock got 26 weeks the other day for doing the same thing. Sends out a very clear message that that sort of bullshit will not be tolerated.
However, much to my disappointment, nowhere did the article I read state whether she had big tits or not.

12 & 26 weeks for the same offense?
That's jail'ism and I don't care if she
had big paps or not.:cop1:
 

andyBeaker

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Sadly spitting at police isn't unusual these days.

If I had my way it would be mandatory jail time.

It is all going to change when I come to power.
 

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Sadly spitting at police isn't unusual these days.

If I had my way it would be mandatory jail time.

It is all going to change when I come to power.
You might get your chance soon.....
 

andyBeaker

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You might get your chance soon.....
It'll be worth the wait.

First thing I would do is have all the parasites who are systematic career spongers on society put down.

Then mandatory death sentence for anyone involved in the creation or distribution of drugs.

Mandatory death sentence for anyone carrying a weapon.

I reckon that would actually solve pretty much all the social problems.

I would then turn my attention to motorised cycles.......:eusa_whistle:
 

Cougar377

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It'll be worth the wait.

First thing I would do is have all the parasites who are systematic career spongers on society put down.

Then mandatory death sentence for anyone involved in the creation or distribution of drugs.

Mandatory death sentence for anyone carrying a weapon.

I reckon that would actually solve pretty much all the social problems.

I would then turn my attention to motorised cycles.......:eusa_whistle:

So it was YOU who released the Coronavirus...????
 

sr71caspar

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It'll be worth the wait.

First thing I would do is have all the parasites who are systematic career spongers on society put down.

Then mandatory death sentence for anyone involved in the creation or distribution of drugs.

Mandatory death sentence for anyone carrying a weapon.

I reckon that would actually solve pretty much all the social problems.

I would then turn my attention to motorised cycles.......:eusa_whistle:

Mandatory death sentence for Mrs Beaker if she still tells you that you are not allowed to ride motorised cycles?
 

slim63

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It'll be worth the wait.

First thing I would do is have all the parasites who are systematic career spongers on society put down.

Then mandatory death sentence for anyone involved in the creation or distribution of drugs.

Mandatory death sentence for anyone carrying a weapon.

I reckon that would actually solve pretty much all the social problems.

I would then turn my attention to motorised cycles.......:eusa_whistle:


GlaxoSmithKline and Boots are going to be right pi%*ed off at you :p

Don't suppose the army will be too happy either :D
 

JayTee

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It'll be worth the wait.

First thing I would do is have all the parasites who are systematic career spongers on society put down.

Then mandatory death sentence for anyone involved in the creation or distribution of drugs.

Mandatory death sentence for anyone carrying a weapon.

I reckon that would actually solve pretty much all the social problems.

I would then turn my attention to motorised cycles.......:eusa_whistle:

Sooooo....Bankers first then
That’s the NHS & pharmaceuticals buggered.
And the armed forces, (I think they might object).
Motorised cycles you say hmm? Right chummy that’s far enough it’s feckin war then!
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