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T.C

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• 16/10/19

• #3,441

ianrobbo1 said:

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Der........I did that one on the 6th of October

 

ianrobbo1

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• 16/10/19

• #3,442

T.C said:

Der........I did that one on the 6th of October

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It's not December yet!! and it's ten days old, my memory only lasts about!!!!!!

 

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• 16/10/19

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• 16/10/19

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If you live in Surrey ... a little warning !

In Sainsbury’s car park I was distracted by a couple of near naked ladies wanting to wash my car
They soaked themselves up and washed the car very seductively for about 25 minutes !
While I was there my wallet was stolen !
This happened to me on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday ...... and again today !
It will also happen again when I visit tomorrow and Friday !!!
So a little warning .... Stock up on empty wallets if you visit your Sainsburys car park!!

 

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• 16/10/19

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Squag1

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• 17/10/19

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Thought it was a knee at first?

 

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• 17/10/19

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ogr1

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• 17/10/19

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T.C

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• 17/10/19

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A policeman has been suspended after being caught smoking spliffs and masturbating while on duty...

No name has been given but it's believed that he's a high wanking officer!

 

T.C

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• 18/10/19

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No doubt they'll sue the 'Machine' for being an insensitive bigot and transphobe...

 

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• 18/10/19

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derek kelly

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• 18/10/19

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Just found out why Norwegian warships have barcodes on them, so that when they return to port they can scandinavian.

 

Squag1

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• 18/10/19

• #3,455

T.C said:

No doubt they'll sue the 'Machine' for being an insensitive bigot and transphobe...

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Why are we looking at your picture

 

Squag1

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• 18/10/19

• #3,456

People from county Cavan are supposed to be mean. It's assumed in the country they eat in the kitchen.
The story is that they eat the dinner out of the drawer of the table.
So if they have an unexpected caller, they just shut the drawer so they don't have to give them anything.
"Ah howya Mick sit down there.

 

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• 18/10/19

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ianrobbo1

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• 18/10/19

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For all those what get their milk nicked at work!!

 

derek kelly

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• 19/10/19

• #3,459

ianrobbo1 said:

For all those what get their milk nicked at work!!
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You can still get the top off & tip the milk.

 

sr71caspar

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• 19/10/19

• #3,460

You can still punch a hole in the bottom, drain some into your brew and let the rest leak onto the floor.