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Happy Valentine's Day
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To one and all regardless of gender - if you know which one you are
Soppy git. Where's the flowers and choccies...?
Another excuse for shops to profit from the sale of pointless cards & gifts, if you only buy gifts for your other half on so called official celebration days then you don’t deserve happiness.
One of the few things about being older and in a long term relationship is that the sheer terror of forgetting Valentine's Day when you are in the early stages of the relationship has disappeared.
We both think it is a big con now.
Oh gawd, I am turning into Derek Kelly....
We both think it is a big con now.
Oh gawd, I am turning into Derek Kelly....
One of the few things about being older and in a long term relationship is that the sheer terror of forgetting Valentine's Day when you are in the early stages of the relationship has disappeared.
We both think it is a big con now.
Oh gawd, I am turning into Derek Kelly....
oh dear
I thought I would be slightly romantic this year ..,
Bouquet of flowers sent to my wife at work (delivered this morning)
Box of chocolates on her arrival home plus a card ...
What did I get ??
Absolutely feck all !!
Not even a THANKYOU text message ? WTF ?
I will be lucky if I get a kiss from the dog when I get home in a hour !!
(And I know where the dog puts her tongue !)
When I get home there may be a surprise waiting for me ...(I meant card). even a THANKYOU note would be nice
But not expecting anything .....
Next year .... Bollocks !!
Bouquet of flowers sent to my wife at work (delivered this morning)
Box of chocolates on her arrival home plus a card ...
What did I get ??
Absolutely feck all !!
Not even a THANKYOU text message ? WTF ?
I will be lucky if I get a kiss from the dog when I get home in a hour !!
(And I know where the dog puts her tongue !)
When I get home there may be a surprise waiting for me ...(I meant card). even a THANKYOU note would be nice
But not expecting anything .....
Next year .... Bollocks !!
All you have done is planted the thought in her mind 'what is he feeling guilty about'.....
It’s a NO WIN situation !
Bit like the question .... ‘Does my bum look big in this ?’
I once made the mistake of pre-empting that very question & said “Bev, your bum looks big in that” unfortunately she was in the shower at the time.
Maybe at bed time
Maybe at bed time
Errrrr. No
I eventually got a THANKYOU when I said ‘those flowers look nice’
‘Thanks for the Flowers and card’ came the reply
Chocolates had already been eaten tho !!
My daughter received a card with a poem in & £40 of roses + a box of chocolates, she is really spooked as she hasn’t a clue who sent them, they’re certainly not from the piece of cheating scummy shit she married as he moved in with his tart a year ago.
A sad indictment of today's society that she's spooked. Once upon a time it would have been flattering and exciting.