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90 minutes of my life wasted

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me to company tax office"can I ask a question about a company paying tax please, it's a limited liability partnership"
Hmrc "you need to speak to the personal tax office on this number"
Me "but it's for a company"
Hmrc " yes, but you need to call this number"....

Me to personal tax office "can I ask a question about a company paying tax please, it's a limited liability partnership"
Hmrc "you need to speak to the company tax office on this number"
Me "but it's for a company and I have just spoken to them on that number and they say you deal with it"
Hmrc " yes, they always say that you need to call this number"....

me to company tax office"can I ask a question about a company paying tax please, it's a limited liability partnership"
Hmrc "you need to speak to the personal tax office on this number"
Me "but it's for a company"
Hmrc " yes, but you need to call this number"....
Me "but it's for a company and I have just spoken to them on that number and they say you deal with it"
Hmrc " yes, they always say that you need to call this number"....
Me "can I speak to a supervisor please"
Hmrc after two minute delay "sorry there is nobody available. Can I arrange a callback?"
Me "yes, how long will that take?
Hmrc "a maximum of three days"
 
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Oldandbald

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andyBeaker said:
me to company tax office"can I ask a question about a company paying tax please, it's a limited liability partnership"
Hmrc "you need to speak to the personal tax office on this number"
Me "but it's for a company"
Hmrc " yes, but you need to call this number"....

Me to personal tax office "can I ask a question about a company paying tax please, it's a limited liability partnership"
Hmrc "you need to speak to the company tax office on this number"
Me "but it's for a company and I have just spoken to them on that number and they say you deal with it"
Hmrc " yes, they always say that you need to call this number"....

me to company tax office"can I ask a question about a company paying tax please, it's a limited liability partnership"
Hmrc "you need to speak to the personal tax office on this number"
Me "but it's for a company"
Hmrc " yes, but you need to call this number"....
Me "but it's for a company and I have just spoken to them on that number and they say you deal with it"
Hmrc " yes, they always say that you need to call this number"....
Me "can I speak to a supervisor please"
Hmrc after two minute delay "sorry there is nobody available. Can I arrange a callback?"
Me "yes, how long will that take?
Hmrc "a maximum of three days"
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Seems perfectly clear to me. It's not a company if it's a limited liability partnership is it. You have obviously misled the poor little loves.
 
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Oldandbald said:
Seems perfectly clear to me. It's not a company if it's a limited liability partnership is it. You have obviously misled the poor little loves.
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An LLP is registered at Companies House with a company number, certificate of incorporation and everything else that a 'company' has.

The only people that don't seem to know this are hmrc and , er, you:p
 
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andyBeaker said:
An LLP is registered at Companies House with a company number, certificate of incorporation and everything else that a 'company' has.

The only people that don't seem to know this are hmrc and , er, you:p
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Hmmm. They don't pay corporation tax. The partners share of the profits are treated as personal income. So you would appear to have asked for the wrong department.
 
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Oldandbald said:
Hmmm. They don't pay corporation tax. The partners share of the profits are treated as personal income. So you would appear to have asked for the wrong department.
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Yeah, ok, you are right.

Er, thinking about it, you are not wrong (can't bring myself to say 'right') .....it's a Company Limited by guarantee in this case. My llp relates to something else.

Hopefully nobody on here noticed, I think I got away with it......


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Oldandbald

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andyBeaker said:
Yeah, ok, you are right.

Er, thinking about it, you are not wrong (can't bring myself to say 'right') .....it's a Company Limited by guarantee in this case. My llp relates to something else.

Hopefully nobody on here noticed, I think I got away with it......


:eusa_whistle:
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Nooooo! Never ever admit that you might be even the tiniest bit wrong. Haven't I taught you anything?
 
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