Did you miss me? Bet you did, go on admit it.
Not me.Who are you? I've been on here nearly 20 years and I don't remember a Derek Kelly. Anyone know who he is?
Some twat from Yorkshire? Isn’t he that fat, short-arsed, poof, Blobbo or something?Not me.
I do remember some twat from Yorkshire posting but I don't think it's the same person.
That's not what you said yesterday!!It's ok Derek, I did
Not me.
You can be an honorary Southerner!Looking at the map I live along a white line in no man's land which would account for a lot
Are you on the top of the capital ‘L’ ?Looking at the map I live along a white line in no man's land which would account for a lot
I thought you liked Minkey.You can be an honorary Southerner!
I do.I thought you liked Minkey.
That’s only because she’s never tried my bread & butter pudding.I do.
She told me my light and delicate bread and butter pudding sounded much nicer than your lard riddled abomination.
She's never tried mine either, just made a correct opinion based on the facts available.That’s only because she’s never tried my bread & butter pudding.
She's never tried mine either, just made a correct opinion based on the facts available.
Maybe there should be a Bird Bake Off......