Go on.... show him yer jacket.Welcome aboard.
Red one's are the fastest......Fact.
Take no notice of the other colour blind
numpties, they're all gay anyway.
Awwwww shucks!Go on.... show him yer jacket.
That may be an example of a flying freehold.Must be awfully draughty in your front room....
Hopefully he'll get out alive!I have just remembered Jaws is in Yorkshire at the moment so almost certainly no internet connection.
You being the expert.............If you have a red 'Bird, you're gay.
Fact.
Thanks OLD chapYou're only 43? Bugger, I'm no longer the youngest member!!!!!
Welcome anyway, youngster.
AND you need a proper front door.So, shit seat, gay colour, too young.....looks like I've found my dream bike and forum!! So I assume I'll have to get a tight fitting leather waistcoat to finish the Arsetranaught look? I have a lot to learn! Thank fck I don't own a BMW or I think I'll be in too deep!
You don't normally ask that. Usually you're just after their inside diameter....Awwwww shucks!
You've made me feel all shy now.
What size chest is he?
Fuck that, after having my back doors smashed in on a regular basis (red bike owner) I prefer not to have one installed.........AND you need a proper front door.
What a giveaway. Typical red bike owner. Ogr1 will definitely let you wear his jacket on the first date.Fuck that, after having my back doors smashed in on a regular basis (red bike owner) I prefer not to have one installed.........
It better be figure hugging........and redWhat a giveaway. Typical red bike owner. Ogr1 will definitely let you wear his jacket on the first date.
I didn't even get chance to take it off onWhat a giveaway. Typical red bike owner. Ogr1 will definitely let you wear his jacket on the first date.
Yeah sorry about that. Once I realized that the belt loops would also work as reins there was no stopping me.I didn't even get chance to take it off on
our first encounter... Ya bitch!
You need to ask Ogr1. Just be careful about his offer to "check the fit".It better be figure hugging........and red
It's waaaaaaay too big for me now.You need to ask Ogr1. Just be careful about his offer to "check the fit".