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Pow-Lo

Make civil the mind, make savage the body.
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It always filled me full of joy at my last place when I returned a neighbours dog home covered in crap after walking it.

I have always said dogs are brilliant….providing they are owned by someone else.

Cats are better though.
Normal poopy is one thing but there's something about what a fox leaves behind that is even more disgusting. It's like a bad roast, covered in sugar and then left to rot.

What annoyed me even more was that I scrubbed our en-suite yesterday so it was nice and sparkling ready for when Mrs P came home from Philly this morning. Instead, she arrived home to find me and twatbag in there, soaking wet, covered in shampoo and enough fur on the deck to make another dog.
 

slim63

Never surrender
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Normal poopy is one thing but there's something about what a fox leaves behind that is even more disgusting. It's like a bad roast, covered in sugar and then left to rot.

What annoyed me even more was that I scrubbed our en-suite yesterday so it was nice and sparkling ready for when Mrs P came home from Philly this morning. Instead, she arrived home to find me and twatbag in there, soaking wet, covered in shampoo and enough fur on the deck to make another dog.
Totally normal with our ginger twat, i have got to the point i see the signs of him wanting to roll and shout, he then looks up as if to say "I wouldn't would I ?"

Yes you would dickhead and if you do you are getting hosed down out in the cold before hitting the shower
 

Malone

Been there, and had one
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pmsl - I’m so pleased it’s not me having to do it for the umpteenth time with all of mine. Luckily miss Molly has never acquired the need to do it.
 

Oldandbald

Been there, and had one
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Totally normal with our ginger twat, i have got to the point i see the signs of him wanting to roll and shout, he then looks up as if to say "I wouldn't would I ?"

Yes you would dickhead and if you do you are getting hosed down out in the cold before hitting the shower
Absolutely. I'm sure that is why my resident dickhead doesn't do it any more. Got a showerhead in the garden connected to the cold only. I'm not shitting up my shower cubicle dealing with that.
 

ogr1

I can still see ya.....
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Well, sat here in the works van and 5+ hours in my new job. Just been to one
residence, did the job and then the manager of said residence informs us
that one patient has covid and you should
mask up. Eh? shouldn't you have said something before we even entered the fecking property.
My new colleague straight on the blower
to base, the answer...for fuck sake!
Now we are both sat here in the van
wondering what the feck? We should
be able to go home, but can you imagine
what the Mrs is going to say.
I'm probably sleeping in the garage tonight.
 

Cougar377

Express elevator to hell
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Totally normal with our ginger twat, i have got to the point i see the signs of him wanting to roll and shout, he then looks up as if to say "I wouldn't would I ?"

Yes you would dickhead and if you do you are getting hosed down out in the cold before hitting the shower
One of the worst things about owning Newfoundlands was the fact that they feckin' LOVED being hosed down any time of year, which made it sod all deterrent when it came to rolling in fox shit.

The bastids.
 

ogr1

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Handed my CV into a local'ish bike shop.
Job came up wanting someone to aid with Mot's, collection and delivery of bikes and parts + give the mechanics a helping hand, also test riding.
Guy was old school, had a chat, seemed
very amicable.
Where I am now is not what I was sold at the interview.
Fingers crossed.
 

Malone

Been there, and had one
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My pal brought around his gen1 Kawasaki ZZR1400 for me to fit a centrestand and swop some exhausts over.

oh, and can you change the air filter

and fit some R&G crash bungs

and some new bar levers

and a hugger

still, I sold him a pair of carbon fibre heel guards and a pair of footpeg lowering brackets
 

Squag1

Can't remember....
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Cooked a nice piece of sea bass.
My favourite fish.

Who likes carrots and/or parsnips or who likes them mashed together??
 
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