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derek kelly

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Three O’Clock this morning, phone rings, Mother in law rang to say she couldn’t sleep, don’t know how Bev keeps her patience with her.
 

andyBeaker

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Three O’Clock this morning, phone rings, Mother in law rang to say she couldn’t sleep, don’t know how Bev keeps her patience with her.
I had similar on Thursday night at my sons; neither me nor Mrs B could get to sleep in the scorching heat so I went and found a sofa about 3am, out like a light…and then at 6am my mobile rings and I get asked ‘where are you’.

I didn’t have the energy to say ‘I was fast asleep on the sofa until you rang’.
 

Squag1

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I had similar on Thursday night at my sons; neither me nor Mrs B could get to sleep in the scorching heat so I went and found a sofa about 3am, out like a light…and then at 6am my mobile rings and I get asked ‘where are you’.

I didn’t have the energy to say ‘I was fast asleep on the sofa until you rang’.
You could have escaped.......
 

Malone

Been there, and had one
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I have no need for anyone to contact me in the middle of the night, even life or death reasons, if you want me leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
 

Cougar377

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I have no need for anyone to contact me in the middle of the night, even life or death reasons, if you want me leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
I don't suppose......"I'm yer neighbour, stood outside yer house and it's ablaze".... would be of interest then..?
 
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Malone

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I reckon my neighbours would keep stoking the fire they made
 

Pow-Lo

Make civil the mind, make savage the body.
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I have no need for anyone to contact me in the middle of the night, even life or death reasons, if you want me leave a message and I’ll get back to you.
What if I’m dead before you pick my message up, eh?
 

Minkey

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don't ghosts wear white suits :nusenuse: ref Randell and Hopkirk (deceased) I really fancied Hopkirk, Randell was a drip
 
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