Visited a local village this morning, in the square they have a token war memorial, 9.15am five blokes sat round drinking cans of cider, empty cans littering the place, cigarettes/spliffs all over. Can we make it legal to cull these useless vermin?
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Cull
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Probably from the same bloodline as those that boo the opposition’s National anthem.
Obviously hard working citizens enjoying a well earned day off from hard graft......
Get them to sit in a line beside each other.... It would save wasting more than one bullet...
Probably the previous late night activities
Line astern would be better and straight through the forehead. If the marksman made a mistake and went through an ear, they prolly wouldn't notice.
Some Garden of England, eh?
snakes & rats visit gardens
Drunk, drugged-up shitwits tend not to though.
They do if they’re so tanked up they can’t see where they’re going.
snigger
You can often get drunken slugs in gardens 
Indeed, they are rumoured to be attracted to beer. They end up falling in apparently.You can often get drunken slugs in gardens
Not a bad way to go I suppose.
You are joking, ever tried fighting a pissed up slug when it’s after your lettuce?
Yes.
You lost obviously.
Oh yes.
Adds to the flavour, the alcohol does!!
This is local to the area that you praise so often. It’s simple. It’s the North so it’s shite.
Only outweigh because the good parts haven’t had the lead nicked off their roofs.
Yet.
Tin roofs don’t need lead.