• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.90 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

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Jaws

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Ever wonder about those people who spend £2 on a little bottle of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.
 

Jaws

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If 1 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea, does that mean 4 enjoy it?
 

Malone

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Oh bugger, I read that last one as 13 social distancing breakers having a rave, my mistook
 

Squag1

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Always puzzles me.
Women wear low necklines but get up tight if even remotely glance in that direction.

One receptionist years ago used to wear v necked cardigans. The desk was standard height and I'm over 6'. She spent her time tugging at the cardigan to pull up the front. There was no way of avoiding looking down when you spoke to her.
 
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