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Feeling better now

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Just had what can best be described as my worst shift in almost 40 years, the day wasn’t too bad but the evening, you wouldn’t believe how needy & childish adult prisoners can be, “I’m going to smash my cell up “I’m going to cut up” “I’m going to slash someone’s throat” etc but I got home & Bev said “how do you fancy going to Benalmadena next June?” Youngest daughter has found a brilliant all inclusive in a nice three star hotel with brilliant kids facilities so we’ve booked it, don’t need to beg for leave as I’ll be retired, happy days.
 

Malone

Been there, and had one
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Retirement can be great, enjoy it when you can
 

andyBeaker

Moderator
Staff member
Moderator
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Take the holidays while you can - we Seem to have found it easier to go,away when I was working.:D Maybe a more defined/desperate need to recharge batteries then!

The pandemic hasn't helped either...two booked for this year cancelled, expecting the biggie booked for September to be cancelled soon as well
 

Me!

Utterly retired
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Retirement is awesome, but, I’ve found I have to plan well ahead for holidays as I seem to get booked up by neighbours for gardening and the local garage to do a little bike MOT testing every few days.
That aside I like the fact I generally have no idea what day of the week it is and I really couldn’t care less.
 

Bluelagoona

Not ready for me coffin yet.
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Just had what can best be described as my worst shift in almost 40 years, the day wasn’t too bad but the evening, you wouldn’t believe how needy & childish adult prisoners can be, “I’m going to smash my cell up “I’m going to cut up” “I’m going to slash someone’s throat” etc but I got home & Bev said “how do you fancy going to Benalmadena next June?” Youngest daughter has found a brilliant all inclusive in a nice three star hotel with brilliant kids facilities so we’ve booked it, don’t need to beg for leave as I’ll be retired, happy days.
would that happen to be the Hotel los Patos in Benalmedena by any chance ?
 

Centaur

Site Pedant
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As an athiest I'm telling you retirement is God's waiting room, Derek. Find another different job when you get out of prison. :D
 
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