• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.90 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

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Minkey

Ok it was me
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Anyone know if DIY is essential? Do I go to work tomorrow? or stay in bed to be safe?
 

ogr1

I can still see ya.....
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Unless peeps start drinking white spirit....Nah!
 

Malone

Been there, and had one
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My wife just asked me if I can get some feckin’ paint tomorrow. Batty as a Chinese takeaway!
 

Quiney

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I drove past the local koi carp yesterday and thought to myself that I'm low on fish food. Just watched Boris and quickly ordered some to be delivered online. Hope it arrives.
 

Minkey

Ok it was me
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We've just been told to go in as usual tomorrow, unless we here any more
 

ogr1

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What is exactly essential work? I cannot work from home...My toolbox won't reach.
Just read my company e-mails..Nursing director..loves his own yap!
Basically copying what the Government has said..word for word.
Nothing about the risk to all who work in these places, all about residents care blah feckin blah!
They're minging feckers at the best of times and the management team are pretty feckin useless ALL of the time.
What the silly tw@t does'nt realise is this, one confirmed case and it's doomsday for the rest of us.
 

Pow-Lo

Make civil the mind, make savage the body.
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What the silly tw@t does'nt realise is this, one confirmed case and it's doomsday for the rest of us.
Not if you keep to social distancing and don't let anyone cough or sneeze on you.
Now man up, yer fuckin' poof! :p
 

ogr1

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Not if you keep to social distancing and don't let anyone cough or sneeze on you.
Now man up, yer fuckin' poof! :p

You do know i'm dealing with a 32 bed
all male rehabilitation hospital?
Well you do now.....
All residents are section 17 under the mental health act and have free roam inside the hospital.
They have no idea about 2 metre social distancing.
Nor any concept of danger or reality for that matter.
...but you're right, I should man up, but I don't think my boyfriend would
like it if i stopped being a raging poof.:D
 
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johnboy

rather fond of a cream bun
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Anyone know if DIY is essential? Do I go to work tomorrow? or stay in bed to be safe?
Well I'm glad I went to Screwfix yesterday and bought a set of drain rods, at £25 I saved myself a call out. So I would suggest DIY stores are essential.
 

Pow-Lo

Make civil the mind, make savage the body.
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You do know i'm dealing with a 32 bed
all male rehabilitation hospital?
Well you do now.....
All residents are section 17 under the mental health act and have free roam inside the hospital. They have no idea about 2 metre social distancing.
Nor any concept of danger or reality
for that matter.
...but you're right, I should man up,
but I don't think my boyfriend would
like it if i stopped being a raging poof.:D
You did say when I asked last week that you worked with dribblies. You're a better man than me, I couldn't do that.
Respect!
 

Squag1

Can't remember....
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Not if you keep to social distancing and don't let anyone cough or sneeze on you.
Now man up, yer fuckin' poof! :p
Med on radio showing how the math works. I can't explain but one person infects 2.5 others (no smart ass comments thanks) it goes into hundreds very quickly, as you can see in London and New York.

Scary multipliers today in New York I heard.

I'm sure Jaws will explain.
 

ogr1

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Well I'm glad I went to Screwfix yesterday and bought a set of drain rods, at £25 I saved myself a call out. So I would suggest DIY stores are essential.

Are you putting stuff down the loo that you should'nt oughta?:nono:
 

Pow-Lo

Make civil the mind, make savage the body.
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Med on radio showing how the math works. I can't explain but one person infects 2.5 others (no smart ass comments thanks) it goes into hundreds very quickly, as you can see in London and New York.

Scary multipliers today in New York I heard.

I'm sure Jaws will explain.
Nothing smart ass, the 2.5 is prolly just an average like the wife and 2.4 kids that is often quoted.

As for New York, yep, scary. Especially when Mrs P is there, albeit confined to the hotel.
 

Minkey

Ok it was me
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Well after the first shift at work after the lockdown and only go out if necessary, can someone explain why we were so busy? Some people came in just for a look around, and how can a fluffy cushion be essential.

most people stood where asked to and accepted why we were taking card payments only, others did nothing but complain :bash:
 

Squag1

Can't remember....
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Nothing smart ass, the 2.5 is prolly just an average like the wife and 2.4 kids that is often quoted.

As for New York, yep, scary. Especially when Mrs P is there, albeit confined to the hotel.
PL, but you know "the intelligencia" on here, never pass up a chance.
 

Squag1

Can't remember....
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Well after the first shift at work after the lockdown and only go out if necessary, can someone explain why we were so busy? Some people came in just for a look around, and how can a fluffy cushion be essential.

most people stood where asked to and accepted why we were taking card payments only, others did nothing but complain :bash:
Security man in hospital spat at when he told people only one person allowed in at a time, more than once I gather. I think it was the maternity hospital.
 

Cougar377

Express elevator to hell
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You did say when I asked last week that you worked with dribblies. You're a better man than me, I couldn't do that.
Respect!

Half this forum could be on his ward then....
 
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