You should have been on the golf course.....beautiful day.
My round consisted of a 9, two 8s (one on a par 3!) 3 bogeys, 10 pars and two birdies. A bit mixed to say the least! Drives were running rather than plugging for the first time this year!
Ahem!....I will attempt translation for those not familiar with stickball.
My round consisted of 9 pints two 8 sherbets (one on a parrot 3 times!)
3 bogeys, I was hungry, 10 more parrots and two birdies.
A bit mixed to say the least!
Drivers were running (no petrol) rather than plugging for the first time this year!
Enough said about that last bit the better.
I told you he had a drink problem.