• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.90 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

What the ? How Was Your Day?

Pow-Lo

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Wrong, right,wrong.

:rolleyes:
You’re a slap head. Fact.

You’re a Jock and, therefore, ginger. Fact.

You probably paint your arse blue, too. Assumption but likely to be fact.
 

andyBeaker

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You’re a slap head. Fact.

You’re a Jock and, therefore, ginger. Fact.

You probably paint your arse blue, too. Assumption but likely to be fact.
Just wrong on all bar one point.
 

JayTee

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The derrière decorating Andrew I’ve often wondered, is it a fertility thing?
 

ogr1

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The derrière decorating Andrew I’ve often wondered, is it a fertility thing?

Part baboon...me thinks.
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Cougar377

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You’re a slap head. Fact.

You’re a Jock and, therefore, ginger. Fact.

You probably paint your arse blue, too. Assumption but likely to be fact.
He's not one of ours. Practically Froganese, he is.... :eek:
 

slim63

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I had a good day, 2 nice young ladies came around for 2 of my handmade items & left with 5 :eek: (y) Was great so see someone enthusiastic about my stuff & asking about more as well as making suggestions :)

Proper made me smile that did :D
 

Pow-Lo

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I had a good day, 2 nice young ladies came around for 2 of my handmade items & left with 5 :eek: (y) Was great so see someone enthusiastic about my stuff & asking about more as well as making suggestions :)

Proper made me smile that did :D
FFS, why do I have to go through this every time! How long have you been a member here?

Did they have big tits or what?
 

ogr1

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Slap their arses and ride the ripples. Yeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......!!!!!!!!!!! :headbang:

Just lets hold that vision of loveliness for a mo......
Wee jockanese ninja sporan wearing pervert..Claims he don't wear a 'nut sling' cause his tackle is too big.
Riding two 'fat birds' whilst pretending to be a rodeo rider?
There is a porno film...right there.:confused::D
 

Cougar377

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Just lets hold that vision of loveliness for a mo......
Wee jockanese ninja sporan wearing pervert..Claims he don't wear a 'nut sling' cause his tackle is too big.
Riding two 'fat birds' whilst pretending to be a rodeo rider?
There is a porno film...right there.:confused::D

Actually, I've already secured the rights to that very idea with Channel 4. It'll be a new reality TV show known as "The McSurfer Dude Catches a Big One".
 

ogr1

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Actually, I've already secured the rights to that very idea with Channel 4. It'll be a new reality TV show known as "The McSurfer Dude Catches a Big One".

Can i be yer manager? I'm good with a camera too.(y)
If you don't mind the smell of sh@t....That is?..:oops::D
 
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One of them days at work, then got home to find my fence panel sitting on my lawn :(
 
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