Does this mean you want to be my butler?
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Pineapple is not duff, it’s fruit.
No, in the same way I declined the offer of being your 'special' friend.
Wrong.Not very muchor apple or cranberry sauce, fruit is pudding
Fruit is the spawn of the devil.
How so..?
It just is.
Ok, to expand a well known fact.
Q1.
Which Would you prefer to have
- A bar of chocolate
- A raspberry and white chocolate muffin
- A tube of Pringles
- An apple
The apple. In fact, if you give that choice to a few more folk then I'll take all the unwanted apples to make some cider...
Anyway....unfair comparison.
If I said, choose between:
1) A punch on the nose
2) A romantic night out with Anne Widdicombe
3) Some root canal work
4) An apple
Then you'll choose the apple.
No I wouldn't.The apple. In fact, if you give that choice to a few more folk then I'll take all the unwanted apples to make some cider...
Anyway....unfair comparison.
If I said, choose between:
1) A punch on the nose
2) A romantic night out with Anne Widdicombe
3) Some root canal work
4) An apple
Then you'll choose the apple.
Widdicombe every time.
No I wouldn't.
Widdicombe every time.
We reached out to Ms. Widdicombe for a comment.....
If she had said 'no way, not after the last time' it would have been more accurate.
No that was Mrs. Brown.
We approached her for a comment too....unfortunately it was unprintable. The gist of it was that she'd found something more satisfying....
I don't date tax avoiders.
My learned friend should watch Mrs. Brown's Boys - D'Movie. He would there discover that the aforementioned Mrs. Brown was feckin' exhonerated.
Pffft. That shite is about as funny as Michael McIntyre. I’d rather shit in me hands and clap than watch that bollocks.
I'd pay to watch that.
I’ll let you know next time I’m confronted with that shite. Which is likely to be never as Mrs Plops finds it as funny as migraine.