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derek kelly

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Just heard that ex son in law went to Barnsley hospital last night & they’ve rushed him to Hallamshire for an emergency MRI, hopefully whatever he has will be very painful & cause him a slow agonising death.
 

slim63

Never surrender
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You can tell that just from a couple of lines?

Its just an inkling :)

Seriously after seeing some of the stuff you have posted before I cant blame you mate, I would most definitely feel the same
 

derek kelly

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As a father I have always been proud of being there for my children & guiding & protecting them, it really rankles with me that I have been powerless to do anything, I have laid awake thinking of ways of torturing & killing him, I feel a rage everytime he pulls up in his BMW to pick his kids up, I just want to smash his smug face, the thing is I wouldn’t stop.
News of his demise would give me the greatest of pleasure.
 

Cougar377

Express elevator to hell
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As a father I have always been proud of being there for my children & guiding & protecting them, it really rankles with me that I have been powerless to do anything, I have laid awake thinking of ways of torturing & killing him, I feel a rage everytime he pulls up in his BMW to pick his kids up, I just want to smash his smug face, the thing is I wouldn’t stop.
News of his demise would give me the greatest of pleasure.

Got your alibi ready, just in case he does....? ;)
 

derek kelly

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Update,
He was spreading the story that he had a herniated disc in his spine, we have since discovered from an unnamed source, he has taken something to enhance his sex life & had a reaction, his penis swelled up & he was in so much pain he was crying in the hospital, apparently all the nurses were finding excuses to come & look at “Donkey Dick” as they christened him, he has only just returned to work.
 

Malone

Been there, and had one
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Did they kill the pain and leave the swelling?
 
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