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Interesting Nothing like cutting it fine!

Pow-Lo

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1545, phone rings.
Client: Captain Paul?
Me: yep.
Client: can you get to Chile to sort out the holds on this ship of ours?
Me: no drama. When?
Client: um, can you be there tomorrow?
Left me with a total of four hours to get home from the office, pack my case and get to Heathrow.
I wouldn’t have made it home from the office in time in any car on this earth. Honda CBR 1100 Super Blackbird, I salute you!
Now I’m on the M25 and have an hour to get to T5.
 

Jaws

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You would make a good secret agent !!
 

Malone

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I’ll bet Bond doesn’t have to endure the smart motorway signs and cameras..... ;)
 

Jaws

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I’ll bet Bond doesn’t have to endure the smart motorway signs and cameras..... ;)
Neither does poo plow !
He just goes in to stealth mode ( in other words he puts Beakers number plates on )
 

derek kelly

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So you’re on a Motorbike on the M25 & you’re posting it on here? That’s multitasking to a dangerous limit.
 

Pow-Lo

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So you’re on a Motorbike on the M25 & you’re posting it on here? That’s multitasking to a dangerous limit.
Not quite. Had to ride home and then pack, change and jump in a taxi.

If I didn’t take the ‘Bird today, I wouldn’t have made it home in time. I was cutting it fine as it was but they’re digging up the gas main in the main road through Sidcup so it’s temporary traffic lights at the cross roads, one way at a time. Took me ten minutes on the bike. Wouldn’t have done it in less than half an hour n the car.
 

andyBeaker

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Not quite. Had to ride home and then pack, change and jump in a taxi.

If I didn’t take the ‘Bird today, I wouldn’t have made it home in time. I was cutting it fine as it was but they’re digging up the gas main in the main road through Sidcup so it’s temporary traffic lights at the cross roads, one way at a time. Took me ten minutes on the bike. Wouldn’t have done it in less than half an hour n the car.
I took my full motorised cycle test in sidcup.
 

Me!

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Not quite. Had to ride home and then pack, change and jump in a taxi.

If I didn’t take the ‘Bird today, I wouldn’t have made it home in time. I was cutting it fine as it was but they’re digging up the gas main in the main road through Sidcup so it’s temporary traffic lights at the cross roads, one way at a time. Took me ten minutes on the bike. Wouldn’t have done it in less than half an hour n the car.
Nice bike Mr! Goes well does that one.
 

noobie

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1545, phone rings.
Client: Captain Paul?
Me: yep.
Client: can you get to Chile to sort out the holds on this ship of ours?
Me: no drama. When?
Client: um, can you be there tomorrow?
Left me with a total of four hours to get home from the office, pack my case and get to Heathrow.
I wouldn’t have made it home from the office in time in any car on this earth. Honda CBR 1100 Super Blackbird, I salute you!
Now I’m on the M25 and have an hour to get to T5.


Who phoned you? El Chappo?
 

Quiney

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1545, phone rings.
Client: Captain Paul?
Me: yep.
Client: can you get to Chile to sort out the holds on this ship of ours?
Me: no drama. When?
Client: um, can you be there tomorrow?
Left me with a total of four hours to get home from the office, pack my case and get to Heathrow.
I wouldn’t have made it home from the office in time in any car on this earth. Honda CBR 1100 Super Blackbird, I salute you!
Now I’m on the M25 and have an hour to get to T5.

All that to get the holds swept??? :p
 

Lee337

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Just thought I'd mention I've never been to Sidcup and have no connection with the place (wherever it is). :eusa_whistle:
 

Pow-Lo

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All that to get the holds swept??? :p
Yep. Twats are taking the piss and directing cleaning contractors use angle grinders, FFS. I can see some interesting exchanges tomorrow when I finally get on board.

Neither does poo plow !
He just goes in to stealth mode ( in other words he puts Beakers number plates on )
B34KER :D
 

Pow-Lo

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Nice bike Mr! Goes well does that one.
I was actually wondering if I’d have made it if I’d been in the big Panzer. I wouldn’t have dared filter on her like I did on the ‘Bird. Both awesome machines in their own right but the ‘Bird is special.
My son was born in Queen Mary's in sidcup.
I wouldn’t be advertising that. Place is a shite hole.
Who phoned you? El Chappo?
No, El Greeko.
 
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