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Jaws

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An arctic truck is delivering water melons to Liverpool.

It stops to help two hells angels whose Harley has broken down.


Seeing as it’s raining, the truck driver offers to place the two and their bike in the back and drive them to Liverpool.

Some miles down the road, the truck is stopped by a police car.

“What have you in the back, Sir?”

“Scouse eggs!”

“Scouse eggs?, let me check”

The truck driver walks around to the back and opens the truck door.

The policeman recoils in fear and pulls out his radio......


“Sarge, Sarge!! I’ve just stopped a truck load of scouse eggs. Two of them have hatched and they’ve already nicked a Harley!”
 

Jaws

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And me.. sorry TC.
I would have thought it was right, but it seems folk on here are a bit more methodical than most :)
 

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A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air and handed it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner togethr, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks. They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!

'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replied...……..
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Wait for it...…….
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It's coming.……...
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The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
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She said......….

'You just happened to catch my eye.'
 

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Never knew a Kalie - perhaps you meant Katie ?

How should I know? I did not write it :rolleyes::p

But if memory serves, Kalie used to also be a term for something like sherbert. Maybe memory is playing tricks with me, but I do seem t remember that it was a name of a confectionary before it was popular as a girls name.
 
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