• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.90 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

You'll like this Just seen what Freddie Star has on his coffin

Jaws

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No joke.. absolutely genuine...

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Dead as a dodo and still making folk laugh :)
 

andyBeaker

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No joke.. absolutely genuine...

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Dead as a dodo and still making folk laugh :)
The genius that was Spike Milligan has (once translated) "I told you I was ill" on his headstone!!

I want my own send off to be laced with humour. Although as I intend to be cremated it won't be a witty statement on a headstone!
 

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The genius that was Spike Milligan has (once translated) "I told you I was ill" on his headstone!!

I want my own send off to be laced with humour. Although as I intend to be cremated it won't be a witty statement on a headstone!
Going polluting the air then too:(
 

andyBeaker

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He might as well, he's been polluting the air with his diesel car recently. :rolleyes:
Can't argue with that.

On the bright side it went back today. When I got back into mine I had to keep checking the rev counter to make sure the engine was on after the battering my ears took from the diesel.
 

Pow-Lo

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Can't argue with that.

On the bright side it went back today. When I got back into mine I had to keep checking the rev counter to make sure the engine was on after the battering my ears took from the diesel.
You could start an argument in an empty phone box.

Aside from that, now you know how we feel when our digital ‘ears’ get constantly battered by the shite you post.
 

andyBeaker

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You could start an argument in an empty phone box.

Aside from that, now you know how we feel when our digital ‘ears’ get constantly battered by the shite you post.
Ooooh.

Get her....
 
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