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ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
Today I was amazed and amused at the Hippocrates on this thread found on a motor home site, So "someone" put it on an HGV site, It's all kicking off on facey :rolleyes::D:sifone:36684837_10155477927291975_7997513685390065664_o.jpg
 

T.C

Been there, and had one
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"My wife left a note on the fridge,

""It's not working. I can't take it anymore, I'm going to my mums house!""

I opened the fridge, the light came on, the beer was cold. What is she talking about?"
 

T.C

Been there, and had one
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Amazing what comes to light during a good world cup :)
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andyBeaker

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Today I was amazed and amused at the Hippocrates on this thread found on a motor home site, So "someone" put it on an HGV site, It's all kicking off on facey :rolleyes::D:sifone:View attachment 43295
The council down here we're moving on motorhomes this morning from yhrmseafront.

Apparently the owners can't read the numerous 'no overnight parking' signs.
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Waitress, "Are you ready to order sir?"
Me, "My wife's at the toilet"
Waitress, "Any idea what she's having?"
Me, "Well she's been ten minutes so I'd say a shit"
 

T.C

Been there, and had one
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Today I will mostly be attempting to unstick my balls from my inner thigh...

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derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Two crocodiles lazing in a river, one says "I can't understand why you're so much bigger than me, we're the same age, we live in the same river & we both eat politicians"
The second one says "How do you eat your politicians?"
The first one says "Well I crawl up the riverbank, I lay under one of their Lexus cars & wait, as they are getting in their cars I leap out & grab them by the leg, I shake the shit out of them then drag them to the river & eat them"
"Ah" says the second croc "that's where you are going wrong, you see once you have shaken the shit out of them all you are left with is an arsehole & a briefcase."
 

T.C

Been there, and had one
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[Jeremy Hunt arrives at Foreign Office]

Hunt: So when do we start privatising? Shall we sell off Peru?

Adviser: It doesn’t work like that.

Hunt: India? My friends at Virgin would love to run India.

Adviser: No.

Hunt: We'll still call it India. No-one will know.

Adviser: No!
 
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