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derek kelly

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Bev was in Sheffield Crown Court today as a witness against the moron that used his car to ram her car off the road last year, after much waiting around he changed his plea to guilty & gets sentenced on 18th July, anyway the post is not specifically about him, we sat in the Court canteen at lunchtime when three people in their late twenties early thirties came in, two blokes & woman, the woman was very irate & saying she was going to smack the security guard that searched her & confiscated the crystal meth that she had in her purse, she went on to say if she was sent down she wasn't going down without a fight, one of the guys with her handed her the smallest mobile phone you've ever seen, obviously to plug up one of her orifices when she went to prison.
A quick phone call to reception staff at HMP New hall & told them to expect a 5'8" peroxide blond skank with a phone located somewhere about her person.
 

Pow-Lo

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Well? Did she have big tits or what?
 

andyBeaker

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I had similar on a flight back from Amsterdam. Young lad wanted to argue about everything with the stewardess, and made a point of disobeying her polite requests and instructions, wouldn't do his belt up, got up,as soon as the plane hit the runway, etc. Spent the other half of the flight staring at other passengers looking for trouble.

I guessed he was probably stoned.

As I only had hand luggage and was way ahead of him in terms of leaving the baggage area I had a word with customs on the way out. Hopefully he got the full body search.
 

Me!

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Dirk.... that’s good, for you that’s actually quite tremendous. Have a rest. Take the horse and cart out.
 

Pow-Lo

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I had similar on a flight back from Amsterdam. Young lad wanted to argue about everything with the stewardess, and made a point of disobeying her polite requests and instructions, wouldn't do his belt up, got up,as soon as the plane hit the runway, etc. Spent the other half of the flight staring at other passengers looking for trouble.

I guessed he was probably stoned.

As I only had hand luggage and was way ahead of him in terms of leaving the baggage area I had a word with customs on the way out. Hopefully he got the full body search.

Did the stewardess have big tits?
 

Ajeman

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I remember when I had to go to the Magistrates court (Minor motor offence) so 21 year old me thinks "Court, best put a suit on"


Boy did I feel overdressed compared to everyone else!
 

Vinterceptor

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As I only had hand luggage and was way ahead of him in terms of leaving the baggage area I had a word with customs on the way out.
Sounds like a classic diversion ploy, I'm surprised it wasn't you who received the rubber glove treatment
 
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