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Cougar377

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Keep yer Alan's on! I was just making the point that junior would have been significantly bigger 20 weeks after being born :p

No worries dude...! (y) Just showing my total lack of knowledge when it comes to infants. I'm well versed in the mechanics of how they are made...:b2:.... I just tend avoid the little blighters like the plaque when people wheel them out to show them off. :yikes:
 

Pow-Lo

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No worries dude...! (y) Just showing my total lack of knowledge when it comes to infants. I'm well versed in the mechanics of how they are made...:b2:.... I just tend avoid the little blighters like the plaque when people wheel them out to show them off. :yikes:
With you all the way (y). We don't have kids and for good reason(s). I don't like them in any shape or form; Mrs P is ok with them in small doses but doesn't want her own. Some muppets have called us selfish, which is retarded and ill-informed. Kids are marvellous but they're like dogs; you have got to WANT them. Too many people have kids for the wrong reasons, whether it's family or peer pressure or because they feel obliged. If you have them for the right reasons, then you tend to treat them right. Treat them right and they generally turn out right, just like dogs.

I'd be a crap father anyway. I'd be the sort that was vaguely aware of some short people in the house and that's about it.
 

Cougar377

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With you all the way (y). We don't have kids and for good reason(s). I don't like them in any shape or form; Mrs P is ok with them in small doses but doesn't want her own. Some muppets have called us selfish, which is retarded and ill-informed. Kids are marvellous but they're like dogs; you have got to WANT them. Too many people have kids for the wrong reasons, whether it's family or peer pressure or because they feel obliged. If you have them for the right reasons, then you tend to treat them right. Treat them right and they generally turn out right, just like dogs.

I'd be a crap father anyway. I'd be the sort that was vaguely aware of some short people in the house and that's about it.

Sounds like your SWMBO and mine are out of the same mould. (y)
Bit of a rarity these days ..!
 

Dickiebird

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With you all the way (y). We don't have kids and for good reason(s). I don't like them in any shape or form; Mrs P is ok with them in small doses but doesn't want her own. Some muppets have called us selfish, which is retarded and ill-informed. Kids are marvellous but they're like dogs; you have got to WANT them. Too many people have kids for the wrong reasons, whether it's family or peer pressure or because they feel obliged. If you have them for the right reasons, then you tend to treat them right. Treat them right and they generally turn out right, just like dogs.

I'd be a crap father anyway. I'd be the sort that was vaguely aware of some short people in the house and that's about it.
As the saying goes ; " Kids are for Life, Not just for Benefits "
 
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