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Handsome boy. Your daughter looks as though she is just about to bite him! Look for puncture wounds on his neck! :D
 

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How the hell did a girl that small give birth to something that big...?? She must walk like John Wayne..... :eek:
Trust me, she doesn't look like John Wayne!!
As tough as him though - no pain relief during birth:eeeeek:
 

Pow-Lo

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How the hell did a girl that small give birth to something that big...?? She must walk like John Wayne..... :eek:
Um, he's 20 weeks old. H would have been a teeny weeny bit smaller than that when he was dropped.
 

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Um, he's 20 weeks old. H would have been a teeny weeny bit smaller than that when he was dropped.

Wouldn't know Pow-Lo....I've only ever been near newborn Newfoundlands and they start out big....
 

Pow-Lo

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Wouldn't know Pow-Lo....I've only ever been near newborn Newfoundlands and they start out big....
We don't have kids either but I thought it was common knowledge that babies grew as they got older. Maybe it was just me that grew and everyone else was born that big :eusa_whistle:
 

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We don't have kids either but I thought it was common knowledge that babies grew as they got older. Maybe it was just me that grew and everyone else was born that big :eusa_whistle:

Thanks for the biology lesson David Attenborough...! ;)

My point is that whenever I see the local chavettes with yet another recent addition in the buggy, the chav to sprog size difference isn't as noticable as in the pic above i.e. they don't look like they're pushing a small adult about. (not that I'm implying that the young lady in the pic is a chav, BTW).
Mind you, most of the female chavs round our way could do a turn in a wrestling ring.....whereas the girl in the pic is presumably somewhat petite... a size not often seen around here. :eek:
 

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Thanks for the biology lesson David Attenborough...! ;)

My point is that whenever I see the local chavettes with yet another recent addition in the buggy, the chav to sprog size difference isn't as noticable as in the pic above i.e. they don't look like they're pushing a small adult about. (not that I'm implying that the young lady in the pic is a chav, BTW).
Mind you, most of the female chavs round our way could do a turn in a wrestling ring.....whereas the girl in the pic is presumably somewhat petite... a size not often seen around here. :eek:
That post started off badly, you realised the error of your ways and didn't really recover.....

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Thanks for the biology lesson David Attenborough...! ;)

My point is that whenever I see the local chavettes with yet another recent addition in the buggy, the chav to sprog size difference isn't as noticable as in the pic above i.e. they don't look like they're pushing a small adult about. (not that I'm implying that the young lady in the pic is a chav, BTW).
Mind you, most of the female chavs round our way could do a turn in a wrestling ring.....whereas the girl in the pic is presumably somewhat petite... a size not often seen around here. :eek:
Keep yer Alan's on! I was just making the point that junior would have been significantly bigger 20 weeks after being born :p
 
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