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What you wish for

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Arsehole of an ex son in law hasn’t been doing as much overtime so he applied to the Courts & got his payments reduced from £500 (for three kids) to £375, Gracie wants to go to gym club which is £40 a Month, Emma emailed dickhead & asked him to pay half, he refused & then declared he’s thinking of going for 50/50 , Emma rang us complaining about him, she finished by saying “I hate him, I just wish he’d crash into a tree, the next day he skidded & smashed into a tree, pity he survived.
 

jeffa

Been there, and had one
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The power of positive thinking, she should try and develop it further (y)
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Oh it gets better, dickhead rang his insurance about a hire car, insurance doesn’t cover it, he decided to get his pushbike sorted so he can get to work, he set off to Halfords, got halfway there & his chain snapped & he couldn’t fix it, then the sleet & strong winds started, even his mates are taking the piss out of him.
 
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