ride quicker then, or go shorter distances :k
or
I want to break wind
I want to break wind
I want to break wind from my ringpiece
You're so self satisfied I don't need you
I've got to break wind
God knows, God knows I want to break wind
I've just followed through
I've just followed through for the first time
And this time I know it's for real
I've just followed through, yeah
God knows, God knows I've followed through
It's strange but it's true
Hey, I can't get over the way it stinks & feels squashie
But I have to be sure
it's not gone on the floor
Oh I don't need to break wind, baby
Oh I don't need to break wind
Oh I don't need to break wind
But my wife's holding her nose
she can't get used to living with the smell,
living with the smell, Living with the smell from my backside
I don't want to live alone, hey
God knows, got to make it [to the toilet] on my own
So baby can't you see
I now need a wee
I've got to go wee
I've got to go wee, yeah
I want, I want, I want, I want to go wee
Ooh yeah
I want to go - yeah eah