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Time to let go

martin

Rockin on planet Martin
Or he could buy us all a pint and have a smoke

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Jon and Anya

Registered User
This should keep him interested

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
 

yoshibird

Dont get mad get even
This should keep him interested

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

And if its a riderless horse it means the coward ran away cos' he hadn't eaten his cabbage that day
 

Samster

chamon motherf*cker
FFS Shrops, must have missed this one somewhere along the line..........choking with laughter. Awesome photochoppin'!

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Fat Bert

Registered User
Cheeky Twat!

Notice the sheep has more chance of getting the knee down that I do

[Nowt new there then]

I'll have you know Samster, that bike had one of those irritating electronic voice alarms on it.........

Press the button and all I could hear was "Push back harder - push back harder"

This, alternated with the voice message "Be strong Big Boy - gimme another speed bump"

LOL
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Oi Shrops

Why is it that Lorna has got shorter legs than ANYONE else in the world let alone famous bike racers?

Did you never think of buying her one of these for Xmas?

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Fat Bert

Registered User
Hey 2000 views

2000 views in 5 days

Goes to prove what a great thread hijack this was

And who says Old SKool just stink of cabbage?
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Yep!

Any truth in the rumour that when you go away on ya holidays - you stay only the best hotel?








































The SAVOY !!!

LOL

Head down - incoming....................... :yo:

My bitch has just logged on

Cab....................Bitch !!
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Shrops

Is that Simsie in the last piccie?

You seen the telly screen on the pic with the Lady Massiv's?

LOL
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
dont fat fart look a feckin happy bloke?? feckin ell, dead people smile more often.
 

shropslad

Registered User
Yes & yes

Tis Simsie,, as usual with a camera in hand,, bless him,, & Yes Berty you do look glum,, LOL.
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Fook Me

DB's 40th Birthday Bash - Bloody Hell

Pete's night off from the Kebab Shop

and yes anyone would look glum sat besides Dell Boy all bloody night

You were only happy cos of the cake

Bless you Simsie - happy daze :)
 
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