Samster
chamon motherf*cker
The boss was in a quandary; he had to get rid of one of his staff.
He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would
be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did
excellent work.
He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler
first would have to go. Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over
after partying all night.
She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the boss
approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to
lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like shit."
He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would
be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did
excellent work.
He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler
first would have to go. Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over
after partying all night.
She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the boss
approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to
lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like shit."