Stupid Mobile phone

[derek kelly]

My moby just beeped I thought I had a text, when I checked there was a message on the screen 'battery low' so I removed the battery & tried placing it higher up but there was no way I could attach it to the phone so I just had to put it back where I took it from in the first place.

 

[Artemis]

I think you'll find you have an ID ten T fault there, Derek

 

[ianrobbo1]

stupid boy!! should have taken it upstairs!! :bang:

 

[ricardo5zero]

Fookin ebay !! - I spent a grand on a laptop, - Imagine my surprise when I didn't recieve a scantily clad, gyrating lovely! :xm

 

[Wolfie]

My moby just beeped I thought I had a text, when I checked there was a message on the screen 'battery low' so I removed the battery & tried placing it higher up but there was no way I could attach it to the phone so I just had to put it back where I took it from in the first place.

just turn the phone up side down now says

 

[Bikerbaby]

use a bigger hammer

 

[derek kelly]

I think you'll find you have an ID ten T fault there, Derek

I think you could be right [if I knew what it meant]

 

[Smix]

I think you could be right [if I knew what it meant]

I don't know - eejit!!!! You should be working that one out!!! :k :k :k

 

[derek kelly]

I don't know - eejit!!!! You should be working that one out!!! :k :k :k

Ah! all becomes clearer now, :blush:

 

[marcella]

whenever you see that warning derek, just buy another one:yo:

 

[derek kelly]

whenever you see that warning derek, just buy another one:yo:

It's supposed to be on contract, but it hasn't shrunk yet.

 

[bitontheside]

It's supposed to be on contract, but it hasn't shrunk yet.

 

[Artemis]

Ah! all becomes clearer now, :blush:

ID 10 T. Smix understood it straight away.

 

[derek kelly]

ID 10 T. Smix understood it straight away.

Ah,but smix is a woman, they use different parts of the brain to men.

 

[derek kelly]

nice one durex, usaing all that advanced riding observation and hazard perception

And you would give all yours up for a spell checker.

 

[Artemis]

Ah,but smix is a woman

Have to correct you here, Derek, Smix is ALL woman!

 

[gypsy]

Have to correct you here, Derek, Smix is ALL woman!

Nice of her to take the blame

 

[Smix]

Nice of her to take the blame

I'm sure she said all womAn, not all womEn!!!!!!!! :dunno:

And Thank you Arty - I think!!!!!!!! :blush:

 

[Artemis]

No probs, womAn