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You'll like this Snowflakes

vbird

Old Hand
Club Sponsor
we've been using it for a few years now, not much dearer and quite nice on the old butt cheeks. seems to be more on a roll too.

I don't subscribe to the adage "2 squares, one to wipe, one to polish"
 

Centaur

Site Pedant
Club Sponsor
I don't subscribe to the adage "2 squares, one to wipe, one to polish"
Six on the first wipe, folded in a chevron shape. Four on susequent wipes. Not scrunched as Wolfie once suggested on here.
 

Cougar377

Express elevator to hell
Staff member
Moderator
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Or the three sea shells..?

Still waiting for that YouTube video demonstrating how they work....
 

JayTee

Si vis pacem para bellum
Club Sponsor
My missus once said to me “why can’t you use the toilet brush” So dutifully I did, never again, two days in me arse was sorer than a guest at a Michael Barrymore party.
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
Which hand do you use to wipe your arse?
Right one
Well can you use bog roll instead? You’re getting shit all over the walls
 
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