''Seriously''If You Could Offer

[BraXX]

don't believe anyone older than you

 

[Centennial Man]

Do well at school. Do more sport / exercise. Look after your teeth

 

[gerryc]

It's your life you've got to live it. That includes enjoying the spoils of your hard work and paying the concequences of your feck ups. There no substitute for personal experience.













And before you get married shag about like a bunny in heat:yo:

 

[marcusfordus]

Advice

95% of your first impressions of people are right.

 

[Duck n Dive]

99% of statistics are made up on the spot..........

Believe what you see not what your told!

 

[BraXX]

give example

if you don't believe this, you have nothing to give

 

[CbrDavE]

If you must exchange body fluids, use a condom

 

[SILVERONE]

Look after your teeth

How many of us wished we had done that :cry: :bang: :xm

 

[Punchy]

If it FLIES.... FUCKS...OR FLOATS
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Rent it

brok3
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[derek kelly]

Some advice imparted to me by my brother, on house purchasing 'If you think you can afford the house, then go for something dearer'
No wonder I'm always skint & have to work overtime. :cry:

 

[SILVERONE]

Don't take a endowment mortgage (spelling???) out. Or a pension.

 

[BlackBirdBaz]

Dont ever change......................


Do as you like.......................



Show no respect for others......................



Come and visit me soon.................................





w4lc0m3 To Prison, please enjoy your stay.

 

[derek kelly]

It's actually quite obvious, looking at the age bracket this advice is intended for advise them the exact opposite of what you want cos they always do the opposite anyway.

 

[Barrie]

Learn a trade, earn as much money as you can and retire at 50. Oh, and enjoy yourself!

Learn a trade? don't be daft. It's the suites that are thought enough of to be well payed. Tradesmen are just there to be ripped off by the likes of accountants. Dont feckin start me off.

 

[DOGGIE DOES DALLAS]

Well i think thats what he meant

My good ole dad told me to look after my wife...........and fook everybody elses,.......... well thats when the trouble started, So my advise would be LISTEN TO YOUR MUM!!!!!

 

[derek kelly]

So my advise would be LISTEN TO YOUR MUM!!!!!

No mate my Mum used to tell me:
if I wasn't asleep by ten o clock the bogeyman would get me
if I told lies my nose would grow
if I ate carrots I'd be able to see in the dark
if I picked my nose my head would cave in
if I kissed a girl my teeth would fall out
if I was still awake after midnight at Christmas santa wouldn't leave me any presents [there'd be nobody to leave them for anyway as the bogeyman would have got me]
if I didn't eat all my dinner someone in Africa would die [very cruel that one]



So all in all I think Dad's give the best advice. :yo:

 

[Canadian Bird]

words of wisdom

Don't join the 4:20 club!! Don't drink too much. Don't marry the first girl to "f" you or "blow" you!! Get educated but don't spend years and thousands at uni less your heart is set on being a Dr. Lawyer, etc. Learn a trade!!, Be kind to children and animals, don't drive drunk/stoned/overly angry. Learn to shoot a gun, learn a marshal art, learn yoga, lean to meditate, learn to ride a motorcycle. Save for a rainy day. Buy your own home. Don't "buy now, pay later"!! Keep your credit rating high. Get 8 hours sleep per night, pay attention to your dreams. Be a good listner and don't blame others for your behaviour. Laugh daily especially at yourself. Have faith. Learn to and if possible, keep a garden. Smile at strangers. Don't borrow money from friends. Keep learning and read daily. Smell the roses. Love your wife and children through action and deeds not just words. Breath deaply when frustrated. Don't give strangers the middle finger. Avoid "car/bike" wars. Avoid all war if possible. Don't believe politicians but exercise your fanchise and vote when the opportunity arises. Volunteer your time and give to worthy charities. Count you blessings because there is always someone less fortunate than you. Be humble, be grateful, be charitable. Never completely grow up. Cheers

 

[Adam Rickenberg]

Don't join the 4:20 club!! Don't drink too much. Don't marry the first girl to "f" you or "blow" you!! Get educated but don't spend years and thousands at uni less your heart is set on being a Dr. Lawyer, etc. Learn a trade!!, Be kind to children and animals, don't drive drunk/stoned/overly angry. Learn to shoot a gun, learn a marshal art, learn yoga, lean to meditate, learn to ride a motorcycle. Save for a rainy day. Buy your own home. Don't "buy now, pay later"!! Keep your credit rating high. Get 8 hours sleep per night, pay attention to your dreams. Be a good listner and don't blame others for your behaviour. Laugh daily especially at yourself. Have faith. Learn to and if possible, keep a garden. Smile at strangers. Don't borrow money from friends. Keep learning and read daily. Smell the roses. Love your wife and children through action and deeds not just words. Breath deaply when frustrated. Don't give strangers the middle finger. Avoid "car/bike" wars. Avoid all war if possible. Don't believe politicians but exercise your fanchise and vote when the opportunity arises. Volunteer your time and give to worthy charities. Count you blessings because there is always someone less fortunate than you. Be humble, be grateful, be charitable. Never completely grow up. Cheers

Well said Canadian Bird..... Well said! :bow:

 

[ianrobbo1]

Don't join the 4:20 club!! Don't drink too much. Don't marry the first girl to "f" you or "blow" you!! Get educated but don't spend years and thousands at uni less your heart is set on being a Dr. Lawyer, etc. Learn a trade!!, Be kind to children and animals, don't drive drunk/stoned/overly angry. Learn to shoot a gun, learn a marshal art, learn yoga, lean to meditate, learn to ride a motorcycle. Save for a rainy day. Buy your own home. Don't "buy now, pay later"!! Keep your credit rating high. Get 8 hours sleep per night, pay attention to your dreams. Be a good listner and don't blame others for your behaviour. Laugh daily especially at yourself. Have faith. Learn to and if possible, keep a garden. Smile at strangers. Don't borrow money from friends. Keep learning and read daily. Smell the roses. Love your wife and children through action and deeds not just words. Breath deaply when frustrated. Don't give strangers the middle finger. Avoid "car/bike" wars. Avoid all war if possible. Don't believe politicians but exercise your fanchise and vote when the opportunity arises. Volunteer your time and give to worthy charities. Count you blessings because there is always someone less fortunate than you. Be humble, be grateful, be charitable. Never completely grow up. Cheers

uke: uke: uke: my kids would have lost interest after the second line I did, by the fourth gone out down the local street corner for a joint!! h1d1ng2