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Gatso shy

Registered User

Sam .... Did you ?

Delete all the bollox (posts) we exchanged through the year ...........

Cos I cannae see them



PS mmmmmmmm ....... Ist blood to Danny at Jerez ...eh

Think 2007 has the makings of a great season ... :bow:
 

Samster

chamon motherf*cker
Certainly not Jim - I wouldn't do that...........

I think your problem may be that the forum has defaulted to only showing users threads from the past month.

Look at the sports forum's front page, where you can see the thread titles, then look at the bottom left corner. Select "show threads from the beginning" then press "SHOW THREADS"............ all should be restored.

1st, 2nd and 3rd blood to Danni! :yo:
 

Oldbull

Registered User
well the worst bike out there at the moment is the Yamaha and they havent a prayer of catching up in the development stakes untill at least halfway through the season if at all ... Suzuki are the dark horses .. Danni is a possibillity, but you cannot rule out the reigning champ....









In writing just in case the threads gone missing ..

p0pc0rn41
 

Dark Angel

Still kickin' it!
...SIGH-HHHHH-hhhhhhhhh.....

Whatever you do, don't start patting yourselves on the back (unless yer've got a knife in yer grubby little hands!).


...This isn't a "bite"...


...It's not even a "nibble". It's just a word of advice from a tired old man to you young upstarts because you think you know what you're babbling about.

Samster said:
1st, 2nd and 3rd blood to Danni!
Don't you think he shed enough blood last season with all that falling off 'n' stuff? (He'd be better off in stock car racin'! There's a few rides goin' at Bellvue, so I've heard! Nobody wants him as a team-mate, though, on account of his ability to crash two bikes at the same time!)
Oldbull said:
well the worst bike out there at the moment is the Yamaha
Oldbull said:
and they havent a prayer of catching up in the development stakes untill at least halfway through the season if at all
I refer the honourable gasbag to the years 2004 and 2005, respectively. Admittedly, the attempt to give Nicola a shot at the championship by giving her a four-race, fifty point lead may have been a trifle ambitious, but you may rest assured that there will be no repetition of such folly in the coming season!
Oldbull said:
Danni is a possibillity, but you cannot rule out the reigning champ....even though he's a total tosser compared to the real champ, Valentino Rossi...
Agreed. p0pc0rn41
Lebowskil said:
Roll on Assen! Go Danni, Go Nicky, Go Any Bugga but Vale!
I remain unmoved by such childish provocations, be they expressed publicly or privately. Your attempts to disturb my equilibrium are condemned as miserable failures! :m
Gatso shy said:
Sam .... Did you delete all the bollox (posts) we exchanged through the year ..
Alas, on the above evidence, the established trend seems set to continue for the foreseeable future. :f


























This is NOT a "bite"!






































Is it...? sp1ttt3
 

Lebowski

Registered User
So the gloves are off early this season b0x1

I sense some concern in the Rossi camp....

The pressure that ol' Vale McDonald can't seem to handle is starting to build...

Dark AngelI refer the honourable gasbag to the years 2004 and 2005 said:
Harking back to old and ancient victories against inferior opposition smacks of straw clutching of the highest order...

Until the flag drops we have but a few known facts...

Danni is fastest

Nicky is World Champ.

Rossi was second.





















And second is first loser....
 

Dark Angel

Still kickin' it!
Lebowski said:
Harking back to old and ancient victories against inferior opposition smacks of straw clutching of the highest order..
....AH-hhhh, Lebs! :k Out of our little snuggle-rug bright and early today I see! I fear, though, ye should have taken time to shake-off the effects of the Horlicks afore ye set tae typin'! Still, many a true word...

Lebowski said:
...victories against inferior opposition
Agreed! It's long been acknowledged that Valentino is the best of an (admittedly) very good bunch of riders. Ergo, the other riders are, as you correctly observe, "inferior" to the great man. :-:

Lebowski said:
Until the flag drops we have but a few known facts...
Agreed! Six facts, to be precise: that's how many World Titles Vale's won! (I'm sure you knew that already, ya big tease!) :p

Lebowski said:
Danni is fastest
Speculation only, I'm afraid; let's see him prove it under race conditions.
Lebowski said:
Nicky is World Champ.
Fact - temporary though it might be, and with her Honda buddies to help her she just about made it, didn't she?!

Lebowski said:
Rossi was second.
Well...It had to happen once in seven years, didn't it?

Lebowski said:
And second is first loser....
And nobody knows more about finishing second than Nicola - the Pretender to Vale's crown! :neenaw:

When da GREEN FLAG DROPS...

...Aye Theng Yew..!! man8um
 

Gatso shy

Registered User
Knew that .....

Samster said:
Certainly not Jim - I wouldn't do that...........

I think your problem may be that the forum has defaulted to only showing users threads from the past month.

Look at the sports forum's front page, where you can see the thread titles, then look at the bottom left corner. Select "show threads from the beginning" then press "SHOW THREADS"............ all should be restored.

1st, 2nd and 3rd blood to Danni! :yo:




Yea , I knew that ...........not ............cheers

Gats'
 

Oldbull

Registered User
Oooooppss its all gone quiet over here h1d1ng2


Unofficial lap times:




1Valentino RossiYamaha2m 00.936s

2John HopkinsRizla Suzuki2m 01.026s

3Loris CapirossiDucati Marlboro Team2m 01.274s

4Dani PedrosaRepsol Honda Team 2m 01.664s

5Chris Vermeulen Rizla Suzuki2m 01.691s

6Randy de PunietKawasaki Racing2m 01.878s

7Nicky HaydenRepsol Honda Team2m 01.884s

8Colin EdwardsYamaha2m 02.266s

9Casey StonerDucati Marlboro Team 2m 02.407s

10Marco Melandri Gresini Honda2m 02.489s
 

Dark Angel

Still kickin' it!
Oldbull said:
well the worst bike out there at the moment is the Yamaha...
...But the bloke riiding it is SO much better than the others - he's in a class of his own...! :bow: :yo:

...Nuff said, M8...? p0pc0rn41
 

Lebowski

Registered User
Dark Angel said:
...But the bloke riiding that Suzuki SO much better than the others - he's in a class of his own...! :bow: :yo:

...Nuff said, M8...? p0pc0rn41
Puuuuuuleeeeease.... Hopkins, fastest throughout the whole test decides to run a race simulation on the last day....Rossi who had been lanquishing so far down the order decided to try a qualifying tyre.....

Despite this underhand, attention seeking, desperate move, he only goes a fraction of a second quicker than Hopkins...

The sign of a worried man....

Rossi and DA...

man8um

Roll on Assen!!

:p
 

Dark Angel

Still kickin' it!
...Well...HE started it...!! b0x2 d04l1ng :neenaw:

We've been having "chats" with friends in Holland and they've suggested that the Winterdijk tribune offers a better view than Strubben, so we're going to contact the track direct and order tickets (fax them on: 0031 592 356 911).
Apparently, Winterdijk is the best place to see Valentino overtaking the "slow boys" on his way to the win! :yo:

Bye-eeeee!! p0pc0rn41
 

Lebowski

Registered User
Have emailed you Eric.

Winterdijk is fine by me, just before the start finish, see Rossi being draft passed to the line for 12th.....

p0pc0rn41 p0pc0rn41
 

Lebowski

Registered User
Eric, I'll get you an XL and L, just in case....

h1d1ng2
 

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Dark Angel

Still kickin' it!
...I'm not biting.... man8um

....I'm NOT...!! :neenaw:

...But it ain't easy!! :mad: :f :neenaw:

:}
 

Dark Angel

Still kickin' it!
...Hmmm... :rolleyes:

Just had a quick look at the MotoGP News website... p0pc0rn41

...Coulda sworn that Lebs-y claimed Rossi sneakily fitted a qualifying tyre in order to beat John Hopkins' time at the Sepang test...

...I'm sure he did...didn't he...?!

...He said something like:

Lebowski said:
..Rossi who had been lanquishing so far down the order decided to try a qualifying tyre..Despite this underhand, attention seeking, desperate move...
Obviously, this implies that Hopkins was on race tyres and that Rossi only went faster than Hopkins because he was on a qualifying tyre. But on the MotoGP News website it says that Hopkins was on a qualifier, too!

...Doesn't it....?!

...SIGH-hhh...!!

..."underhand, attention seeking, desperate..."

(shakes head, sadly, then turns indignantly to face Rossi's accuser:

"How could you try to deceive us so cruelly, Lebs-y? How could you?! Now...Go and wash your mouth out with soapy water, you wicked, wicked boy!) :rant:

...Exits (stage left) to standing ovation from audience... sp1ttt3
 

Lebowski

Registered User
Oh dear....once again the Vale McDonald camp (oer Missus) clutch at straws...

Now did I say at the time Rossi was on a qualifier Hopper was too?

:dunno:

What I said was that as Hopper was running a race simulation, The Worried One sneakily thought, aha! he won't go faster on race rubber, let me steal the limelight once again, times are hard, I might be past it, but at least I can say I won first practice....

bl4hbl4h

Had Hopkins been trying, there is no doubt he would have been quicker...

Nice try....

man8um
 

Dark Angel

Still kickin' it!
...Cor, bull-limey! :lol:

...Has it taken ya two days to come up with that...?! :p

Sheesh..! That?s so lame it?s even making me walk with limp, M8!!

Let?s get the facts sorted, shall we? d34l

?Rizla Suzuki's John Hopkins completed a dream first test of 2007 with an 800cc race simulation seven seconds inside his old 990cc race time...That seven-second race reduction would have advanced Hopkins from sixth to third in last September's Malaysian GP.?


2006 Malaysian Grand Prix Result.

1. Rossi (on race rubber)
2. Capirossi
3. Pedrosa

That doesn?t mean to say that Hopkins is a third-rate rider... :t

...but the implications are pretty obvious....innay? p0pc0rn41
 

Lebowski

Registered User
Dark Angel said:
...Has it taken ya two days to come up with that...?! :p
Free from time constraints and an all day (and most gracious) search for a T Shirt for his Accuser Lebs reluctantly has to set the record straight once and for all.

I repeat Sir, though I suspect that your complaint is but a smokescreen, I did not state that both Vale McD and Hopkins were both using qualifying tyres at the same time.

Vale McD who had not been able to stay with <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:smarttags" /><st1:City w:st="on"><ST1:pHopkins</ST1:p</st1:City> pace when they were both using the same type of tyre, decided to steal the limelight in a pathetic attempt to bolster his fast fading career whilst Hopkins was running a race simulation.

Dark Angel Let?s get the facts sorted said:
Yes let's

The only time they both used the same tyres at the same time, Hopkins 1<SUP>st</SUP>, Vale McD 3<SUP>rd</SUP> and then 5<SUP>th</SUP>.

Vale McD went slower than his last visit, Hopkins faster.... who's happiest, who's worried?

To me there is but one conclusion to be drawn, Vale McD the greatest rider of all time once all the true greats had retired, is a worried man.

Just like his supporters.

man8um
 

Dark Angel

Still kickin' it!
...That's one HELL of a straw yer graspin', Lebs - I hope ya can swim!

Remember...This is pre-season testing. Last season, the same hysteria surrounded "Knock-'em-down" Dani Pedrosa when he posted a half-decent time (only half-decent, mind you - just like Hopkins' imaginary third place in '06 if he'd posted his '07 time! (dream on, John&Jon; dream on!) :neenaw: ).

..Even though he posted the fastest time, Vale can afford to slow down - while the others continue to push to the ragged edge. He knows - as do all right-minded men - that he's the best. No more, no less! :bow:

Yeah, though I walk through the valley of Jerez - I shall not fear "Lebo"

The showdown will come soon enough... s04pb0x6

...Then we'll see who's fastest! g0nn3
 

Dark Angel

Still kickin' it!
...Please see previous post (Christ...'E'd fekkin better win it now or I'm in very, very deep and smelly sh*t...!) :eek: %$fan :}
 
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