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derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Trying to be intelligent.

We recently had a chap who's capabilities were all in his head, he cut his hand on a cardboard box on his first day in the kitchen.
My colleague set him to work in the kitchen laundry out of harms way, hw was sacked the next day for being a thick twat.

He then wrote the following letter which I had the pleasure of answering.
I was currently employed in the kitchen, the staff weren't happy as I am better qualified than them, when I pointed this out, Mr ........ Made me work in the laundry, on working in there it became apparent that the industrial dryer was not working so I had to use a domestic one, the flom pipe was laid on the floor emitting emissions, I put this into a bucket of water to disperse the emissions, the staff obviously weren't accepting of my provation as they sacked me.
 

Centaur

Site Pedant
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God help him, Derek.

Is he in for fraudulently masquerading as a brain surgeon? 8rfl@
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
Is he in for fraudulently masquerading as a brain surgeon? 8rfl@

He is 23 years old, he reckons he has been to college & studied quantity surveying, on becoming a quantity surveyor he decided he didn't like it so he became a self employed landscape gardner, he did this for two years when the bottom dropped out of the market :eek: he then set up his own building company which he allegedly still owns & his old college friend is running it for him whilst he is incarcerated :-0) his family are looking after his yachts & rolex watches & his top of the range Aston Martin.

When it was announced that he would be employed in the kitchen his wing staff commented "who's idea is it to let that clown anywhere near a knife?"
 
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