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OK, I've had enough now.

andyBeaker

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Don't like horse racing or tennis.

Being selective what games I am watching in the World Cup - will be glued to the box once the knock out starts.
 

Ned52

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Pow-Lo

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Tennis is for lesbians and horse racing is for old men in flat caps that talk out of the side of their mouths and carry a ferret in their pocket.

Football is awesome.
 

slim63

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I love football as you know where all the fecking idiots are for a few hours & the roads are clear (y)
Short arse dickheads beating the shite out of a dumb animal just makes me angry :loco:
Tennis ffs get a life :nusenuse:
 

andyBeaker

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As a youngster I loved tennis. Probably as it was full of half crazed loons like Nastase, McEnroe, Geralitis and various other unpredictable characters.

Don't think there is any room in the game for them now.

I also thought I was a half decent player until I played someone really good. It felt like an achievement if I actually saw the ball flying past me when 'receiving' serve. Or, more accurately, hearing the ball crash into the fencing behind me. Man, she was good!

Same with cricket. First ball, nice wide half volley despatched to the boundary in textbook style. He didn't like that. Second ball, me in a perfect forward defensive positions while listening to the stumps shatter behind me.
 

Quiney

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I love football as you know where all the fecking idiots are for a few hours & the roads are clear (y)
Short arse dickheads beating the shite out of a dumb animal just makes me angry :loco:
Tennis ffs get a life :nusenuse:

Forgot, it a great time to go to the tip when footy is on :thumbsup:
 

derek kelly

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I was a very good junior tennis player, the only thing that let me down was my serve, I could hit it slow & accurate or fast & wild but never fast & accurate.
I was at HMS Drake (shore base in Plymouth) doing submariner radio operator training, there was a guy on the same course who was a County level player, he worked with me on my serve until I got quite good trouble was rest of my game went to shit.
 

Cougar377

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A tennis playing submariner..... can't wait to see the pics....! :risas3:
 

andyBeaker

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Whatever you think about football, surely it was worth watching last night to see drug taking cheat Diego Maradona blabbing his eyes out as Argentina capitulated in front of a world audience.
 

Pow-Lo

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Whatever you think about football, surely it was worth watching last night to see drug taking cheat Diego Maradona blabbing his eyes out as Argentina capitulated in front of a world audience.
What's that short-arse, fat poof doing on tv?
 
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